/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Got a random email about Feabie account I haven't used in a few years
>Always had a preference for plus size bbws, especially girls with big muffintop pot bellies and cute slim faces
>Remembered I actually met several girls there and even went on casual dates IRL, enjoyed my time back around 2019/early 2020

>Check back in 2024
>Find out girls that I dated no longer use the site
>Did search, filtered exactly "Female only", "single" and "Interested in men", that's it
>Results load up
>Entire fucking pages show the total opposite of what I wanted
>The whole place is now CRAWLING with OF thots, trannies, AI catfishes, cryptotard scammers, recently divorced with black kids, even dipshits that want polygamy shit
>Immediately log out

Jesus, dating sites are absolutely worthless these days. I thought Tinder was bad but Christ there really is no other option. Cyber pandemic can't come soon enough, I wish I could make a profit shorting this type of doomed market....

Bros I'm shorting delivery shit like Uber eats, Grubhub and Doordash;

>Order $40 worth of ramen, potstickers and fried rice
>Give 15% gratuity because I'm not an asshole
>Wait for the order to come
>It arrives a few minutes later than scheduled
>Guy hands out order on bag
>Say thanks for delivering
>Doesn't look at me and walks away while fucking around on his phone
>Tell him I gave a good tip as thanks
>"Uh huh sure thanks..."
>Just walks away with barely any appreciation

What the fuck, that's the 2nd time this week I got a rude as hell delivery guy(first time was for Wingstop and some lady didn't even care I tipped her...). If the food wasn't so good, I'd give a 1 star review for that alone. No wonder people are bitching about tips and gratuity rates these days, fuck that.

>buy $10k in Bitcoin in 2023
>2056
"Holy shit, Bitcoin is worth $100k!? I'm rich!"
>Go to Best Buy
"Hey bro, how much is that Laptop?"
>$15k

>>55336385
I put $10k into bootstraps

>>22686709
It is only just beginning.

UNLESS ETH HITS $400 SOON I AM GOING TO BE VERY UNHAPPY, YOUNG MAN. NOW I'M GOING TO COME BACK IN 20 MINUTES AND IN THE MEANTIME YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID.

>yotsuba won

>listen here anon, I thought your mother and I told you to put down your internet coins and asian cartoons and start looking for a god damned job!

>can't see her toes

For the last, fucking time: Crypto is NOT a hedge against the stock market. It is highly, HIGHLY correlated. People will flee speculative investments in the face of a recession. This is basic common sense you basement NEETs in your copium-fueled delirium ignore at your peril.

>literally choosing $1 over, at the time, $5000+, if nothing else
Blows me away.

>>10466231

Really?

>>9568252
ig please

If, on this day, at this hour, in this exact MOMENT you are STILL too stupid to realize that this relief rally is done, finished, OVER, and are delusionally clinging to a misguided hope that we are going anywhere but DOWN for the next eight weeks (and probably far longer) I'm here to tell you one last time: WAKE THE FUCK UP. WE DOUBLE-TOPPED.

SELL.

EXIT ALL LONGS.

A bloodbath is coming that will make the last 24 hours look like the greenest of days during the 2017 bubble in comparison. You'll be begging for $3000 before long.

>>9085062
Check again, Pedro. We're still going down. Just had to make a pit stop along the way.

>>9070410