/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15295032
no. id still be jerking off on /biz/. im too socially autistic to leave my house

>I work for the Gubment. I no jk u
>I get a 1.5 hour lunch everyday.
>Phones aren't banned at work so most of us fuck off all day.
>Officially starting at 7am, nobody starts working till 9am tho.
>If you don't feel like doing the job, ask some semantic question to get work stopped.
>Can't get fired cuz my union bitches.
>Basically my life is 10/10, the only downside is that I only get 60k and probably wont get much more ever.
>But for not having to work, they pay me pretty fucking well

inb4 mad