/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10461137
tfw nobody realized you gave this guy the last name "ILLEGAL-asias"

>Jerked off this morning as soon as I woke up
>Less than ten minutes later put 1 ETH into Fomo3D
>Went outside and walked on the beach/swam/sunbathed for about 4 hours
>Came home and already have $135 in dividends without sitting in a dark room "trading" all day and making less money than I would have in F3D.
Congrats anon, you've outdone yourself on the pathetic scale today.

>>10260845
>$50 stinky link.
>250,000 CUM.

this is the ultimate /biz/folio

>>10247087
>the circulating supply being lower than the total supply means the devs own the difference between the two

>>10221942
oh my cringe, this is one of the most desperate and pathetic attempts at sounding intelligent i've ever had the misfortune of reading. seriously, fuck off.

>>9964635
you need to go back... to work in a few hours. better get some sleep billy boomer, don't want mr. goldstein to garnish your wages!

>>9936396
yeahhhhh, "fireworks." because a man who has millions of dollars needs to waste his time selling "fireworks" on the internet. do you also believe in santa clause?

>>9936046
He probably already got liquidated, the price jumped over $250 since his post

>>9908489
99.9% of which say "ADA to the moon"

>>9906332
>having to make an "IM NOT FUCKING SELLING!!!" thread within 2 weeks of falling for a pump n dump
>defending it with your life to make yourself feel better, and get comforted by the other pajeets and sub-70 IQ brainlets on /biz/
This is one of the greatest things I've ever read in my life, thanks for this anon, I'm actually laughing uncontrollably. Imagine purposely buying an asset that depreciates more than 60% in value over the course of a week, then acting like you made a smart decision and encouraging others to copy you.

Okay, which one of you is sending like .00001 NANO at a time to the whale who's dumping millions of it and making the addresses spell out "send me nano nigga?" Important parts of the accounts are in capslock below.
xrb_1SENDdafkumok571zo8rw9xoubr6ri7nw3pzdszgxqywyazgdrumkkozmnr8
xrb_3MEee74ss1c54d99hoo19tpu81rmnb7hhtcktn9xynipcnzwd3ra9s5o5nbz
xrb_1NANOo7jyuamntkdxwrzjw1dgb76nezxetqtruirkup5h1gd5oneehwpzg7m
xrb_3NIGGAam9if7g1fzwpzwmnkjpfsfs5ofn6f7ifunzxip1rg91ouettobw6rb

Proof: https://www.nanode.co/account/xrb_3hmcxznhr6edmq14gmwaxwippcjhb5m6fs5633qktk688iysbnq96oyrtbe7

>>9904936
Oh my god you're back again!? Dude, I already annihilated you and broke down your creepiness of saving pictures of 7/10 girls to your computer like a terrifying autistic rapist.
Honestly, why are you saving pictures of a teenage girl to your computer? Do you realize how she would react if she found out you have an entire folder of her pictures on your computer, then saw your face and smelled your b/o? Obviously you don't because you're an autist, but it would be something like this: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEE HELP MEEEEEEEEE THIS SCARY MAN IS STALKING ME HEEELLLPPPP!!!!"

>>9895110
Users: 49.
Volume: 0.

Imagining a real casino with only 49 people in it and 0 of them spending so much as a penny on gambling just made my night, thanks for this rahjeev!

>>9886811
>needing an energy drink to waddle your flabby asscheeks on a dirty jersey shore boardwalk

>>9879399
i don't know what's worse, gnomeface's rolled up pants with a disgusting display of no socks while he sits there sweating like a pig (you can probably smell his feet a mile away), jack the rapist's baggy pants that make him look like a middle schooler wearing daddy's clothes, or the fact that they're wearing nearly identical outfits.

seriously, thanks for this one OP.

>>9876424
the fact that you think anyone with a gf would post their pic on /biz/ says a lot.

yes i have a gf. i'm autistic af like everyone else here, but i've been going on /fit/ for 7 years and am jacked/shredded. it's really not difficult at all to get women, which is what makes this thread, and especially the fact that you save pictures of bland bitches, pathetic.

>>9843088
you pajeets LITERALLY said this exact statement 7 days ago. how does it feel to be 50% down on your investment in less than a week?

>>9839869
I visualize... this coin going to 5 cents and me buying all your bags when you dump them to pay your rent

>>9773113
less than 10k net-worth neet detected

>>9722345
>>9722341
it couldn't be any more obvious that you guys are December '17 buyers. you do realize BTC had 10% of the supply stolen in MtGox hack right? if 10% stolen couldn't stop slow outdated tech, 15% stolen definitely motherfucking won't stop instant feeless transactions.

do you even know what the fuck MtGox was, or when it was hacked, or are you just completely oblivious newfag pajeets?

mETH heads BTFO, AMBlets BTFO, LINKtards BTFO, Salty Walties BTFO, Viantfaggot BTFO, Fusioniggers BTFO

>>9478166
OP is officially an obsessed psycho ex-girlfriend type. because he lost a shitload of money on NANO he's trying to create weak FUD for it lmfaooo.

Here's his other NANO thread where he admits that he bought high and sold low, you can tell it's him because he's spamming the same stupid shit about "i'd rather have security through fees like BTC"

proof:
>>9478206

>>9431027
>trying to do actual business on /biz/

>>9377044
literally nothing. if you're in the LINKchan discord, you would know the plan was:

>accumulate as much HOLO as you can afford
>spam /biz/ with threads about it, using keywords like "blockchain 3.0" (all of which mean nothing, but will entice pajeets)
>as soon as they start FOMO'ing in, pump it 10x, dump your bags, and leave /biz/ wondering how they got caught in ANOTHER buy high, sell low scam.

Now that we hit that sweet 10x and dumped, we're back to shilling LINK. The funniest part is that we can literally admit that this is what we did, but you idiots are so headstrong you'll come up with 5 paragraph long rants about why you think HOLO is the future, and a good long-term hold. C'mon guys, this one was too easy.