/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19439892
>Mentions that he mad 213k off certain coins that mooned.
>Fails to add in the part about losing 300k off shit like deep brain chain

>>17357438
i love the hat to hide the pedophile hairline lmfao, well done lad.

>>17175551
>screencapping your own autistic fud and using it as an argument
never change /biz/

>>16668414

>he measures % gain/loss in usd instead of sats

>LITERALLY one of hundreds of copy/pasted versions of Hearthstone where they change the animations and character/effect names
>/biz/jeets think it will succeed because of "muh immutable ownership of the cards" even though not a single soul on Hearthstone has every complained about now "owning" their cards.
>/biz/jeets don't realize that "owning" the card is irrelevant because the game devs can change the meta or balance whenever they want to make your precious "immutable cards" irrelevant

>>15287292
cope harder rahjeev. we didn't tell you to buy at 600 sats on the binance pump retard, we told you to buy at 100 sats and sell at 600, don't be salty that you didn't listen to us and got btfo.

>>15112998
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>>15112816
>tfw OP posts his face and all of you are proven to be faggots

>>15057678
>just one part of le equation in my ingenious master plan to data mine autistic teenagers, muahahahaha!
you're like a supervillian who doesn't realize he has downs syndrome in a parody superhero movie.

>>15057147
Ohh so you're the one who bought my LINK at the previous all-time high price and are barely up on your investment. Thanks for that pal, and enjoy buying my FTM after the 10x!

>>14896215
Handing him the loose change was the ultimate alpha move. Even though the nigger may have won the battle and gotten his $82 that he was willing to risk his life for, the wagie degraded and humiliated him by showing pity and handing him the loose change from the register, which when accepted by the nigger proved that he was a desperate and pathetic failure.

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>>14875451
Stick around a while longer.

I just found out I'm getting divorced last night and am going to be pretty much homeless soon. Not sure what I'm going to do but suicide is at the bottom of the list.

>I'm a coding expert, and my expert projections show a 90% chance that LINK is bad. Burger man bad. Burger man no have history of success in crypto. Burger man supporters are racist.
Sound familiar to anyone?
>I'm a political expert, and my expert projections show a 90% chance that Orange Man will lose. Orange Man bad. Orange Man no have history in politics. Orange Man supporters are racist.
It truly is a clown world we live in. NoLinkie COPE is the purest form of comedy in 2019.

>>13632975
>$11 daily volume
You heard that right folks, not $11,000, not $1100, $11 motherfucking dollars. Thanks for this one pajeet OP, I haven't laughed this hard at a failed shill in years fucking lmfffaaaoooo

>Nice artificial pump from $4100 to $5000, sure I got my short liquidated, but I'll see you faggots on the other end of this Bart pump and I'll have the last laugh
>Nice artificial pump from $5200 to $5900, yes I got liquidated again, but we've now hit the unbreakable 6k resistance that all my favorite TA analysts like MagicShitCannon and CAPSLOCKFAGGOT have predicted, see you morons at capitulation
>Nice artificial pump from $6000 to $7000, I admit that I was wrong last week and got liquidated on another short. After updating their TA, my favorite analysts have assured me that 7k is actually the unbreakable resistance and they calculated the 6k unbreakable wall incorrectly. No need to worry, my 1.2k buy-order will be filled and I won't miss out on the golden bull run.
Soon it will be time to add "the last adopter cuck" to the list of BTFO TA morons

>>13607953
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH literally $37 of volume. Thirty. Seven. Fucking. Dollars.
You pajeets have sunk to new levels of pathetic with this one.

someone got liquidated

The absolute state of cashies

If you guy's aren't in VBK and PHL.
You'll be reading about their success in the next coming weeks.

Both of these projects are fucking crazy, and are going to bring plenty of x's to those involved right now.

>>13353053
the market cap is 194 MILLION dollars with no working product and a small development team of 10 faggots who wear "male feminist" t-shirts in a desperate attempt to get laid, and a few chubby boomer women who refuse to wear socks or deodorant... yeah, totally "antshare vibes."

yep, how could we forget the most useless and worthless piece of shit shitcoin that is RDD

>>13265683
the formation literally filled out perfectly... then it fucking DUMPED hard. when will you, and all the retards on tradingview, realize that TA does not apply in an unregulated and heavily manipulated market!?

>>13260440
>Polkadot ICO
/biz/ loves inventing new ways to lose money

>>12851182
1.8 BTC daily volume