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There's a storm heading our way
All that's been will be gone
All your cities will sink into the ocean
You run away like cattle
But you cannot flee the battle
Wipe your ass, it's time to put on your war paint
Throw the spear, let your hatred fly
Throw the spear, let your hatred fly
The desert is my prophet
As our lives end by the minute
Stand up straight and fucking put on your war paint
Time to die
Hammer high
Name your price
And kneel
Hail the apocalypse
All flesh is equal when burnt
We are forgiven
Forgive us, we never shall learn
Get down
Hail the apocalypse

Start spreading the news
It's dumping today
I want to be a part of it
New Shorts, New Shorts

These vagabond coins
They are longing to fall
Right through to the very bottom
New Shorts, New Shorts

I want to wake up in a market
That never moons
And find I'm king of the dip
Top of the bottom

These alt coin scams
They are rugging away
I'll make a brand new dump of it
with these New Shorts

If I can short it here
I'll short it anywhere
It's up to you
New Shorts, New Shorts

How lucky can one guy be?
I shorted it and it dumped quickly
Like the fella once said
"Ain't that a kick in the head?"
MicroStrategy's no longer in the black
I laughed at saylor and he cried back
Like the sailor said, quote
"Ain't that a hole in a boat?"
The line keeps slippin'
I go to sleep and keep winning'
If this is just the beginnin'
The crash is gonna be beautiful
I've sunshine enough to spread
It's just like the fella said
Tell me quick, ain't shorting a kick in the head?

Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere hiding from me
Saylor stands on golden sands
And flees from the ships that go sailin'
Somewhere beyond the sea
Saylor's there watching for extradition treaties

Crypto is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
BTC fell into a ring of fire
BTC fell into a burning ring of fire
BTC went down, down, down
And its value never again went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

Knock knock knocking on bullcuck's door. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.