/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30300055
I unironically can't do this because of commission rates on TD Bank in Canada, it's fucking preposterous

>>30270946
This website is for virgins fuck off with your 3dimensional whore and her stupid OPI ions

So I think my strategy will be to watch carefully at open and wait for a qqq rally or SQQQ to enter a continuation pattern trading sideways, then buy at a low point and hopefully get out at a similar high like today like 5-8% and if I get really lucky and sleep joe blows up the market even more, thanks for your help anons hopefully I can make it

>>30192871
The despair here is palpable, it's a miasma, unlike the meme despair of the previous red streak, I feel like this might be a real dump that's long overdue stimulus or not, but I'm just justifying fomo honestly, fuck I guess I'll be rational and try to catch it low, just know that if things blow up and it goes to 25$ I'm going to find you and I'll be angry about this but maybe we'll be friends afterwards cause it's just money after all

>>29919489
Hello I am from India you do well to buy this sir make sure you do not miss big moon landing on this very big opportunity for good economy and happy profit

Aren't your retards sick of talking about pltr fuck man who gives a shit, is this the only thing people buy here, or is it just the weekend is slow and the only people here are 3 pltr fags

>>29718074
Aren't you done shilling this meme yet lesbian bosom or whatever isn't even real stop with this stale meme

IM PREPARING MY CASH RESERVES LETS SEE THOSE BARGAIN BIN PRICES hahahhahahahAhhahah

>>29605747
I cant fucking wait, lets see that SQQQ fucking POP

>>29592259
I hate that fucking website because my work computer obviously doesn't have Adblock, BREAKING NEWS GUY WHO BOUGHT MICROSOFT AT 1$ SAYS YOU SHOULD SHOVE A SEMI CONDUCTOR UP YOUR ASS, what kind of fucking boomers read this shit

>>29517816
Is there any better feeling than buying more GUSH while simultaneously there are Redditors and cringe retards at this moment refusing to invest in oil because it's bad for the environment, same feel buying Lockheed and Raytheon, b-but they make bombs that's bad HAHAHAHAH

I BOUGHT THE INVERSE WEED ETF HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU STONERS ITS OVER GO BANKRUPT STUPID WEED IDIOTS

>>29419908
Silence normie this is a virgin and anime website

>>29317183
Fuck your Reddit SPAC, buy PIPP, fuck off with Shaquille O'Neal bullshit, PIPP is gonna blow up, literally when they buy a company making arms and aerospace vehicles, not to mention being tied to the govt, you think telling me it's run by Disney and some papa johns spokesmen basketball player is gonna make me buy your fucking beach bullshit

>>29311394
Red all week, major crab egg laying frenzy, S&P plummets to 2000, dubs of truth

>>29255168
SONA, big trend reversal Thursday, soared over it's moving average, about to breakout hard, bulls winning the day after the spike, volume steady, rsi low, it's a fucking bomb waiting to blow if good news hits next week think we could see 8 dollars on hype alone, currently 2.10$, beware flash crashes near 8$ if the moving average support is being tested, company can have bad press releases because of the nature of regulatory news, it'll crash if a researcher forgets his pencil

>>29216748
Miners have had better returns for a while now because of how undervalued they were
BFARF easy money

>>18951683
Why is this "USO brought down the futures in April" meme still alive? You all do realize they left a week earlier from those contracts, right? They played very little part in the prices falling, people just meme it because they were dying at the same time.

DOW futures at +40. Hmm. Doesn't look like much confidence in the market to me. Expect dump tomorrow.