/biz/ - Business & Finance

>one day, a month or two from now
"Well that's as fast as it will ever go-
>-10000%

"You quit your what TO TRADE WHAT ALL DAY!!??"
>my jo-
"YOUR JOB!!? PICTURES OF KITTENS?! I WANT A DIVORCE!!"
>but BogeDonkGokubama did a 400X-
"AAAAAAAAA!!!"

Our resistance isn't resistance enough, guys! My village-er, I'll go broke!!!

I have more money now than I did this morning!!
I'm not used to this! I usually fail!
What do I do!!?? This has never happened before!!

BUT BIZ WONT TELL ME, BIZ DOESNT WANT ME TO MAKE IT, IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE BUT NO ONE NOT EVEN THE OGS OR PEOPLE WHO HAVE MADE IT BOTHER TO HELP ME OR ANSWER MY THREADS

The Feds might(will) ban crypto!?
You need to put every cent you have into crypto right this second!
Who knows when you won't be able to buy any more!

My mom rose from the dead, came into my room and asked me if she should invest in Bitcoin!!!
Normies know!!!!

If you sell, you're just selling BTC to the bankers. You're the reason BTC will become more centralized and controlled.
Selling is giving them the power!!!

>token gets posted on /biz/
It's too late. The normies(biz) know now!!!

The whales that got you here aren't buying any more and neither is anyone with two brain cells to run together.
Timeline:
>ETF fails again (on purpose)
>They sell their BTC back to you
>Entire community of Bagholders freak out
>They all either dump back to USD or flood ETH, BNB and SOL with shitcoin liquidity
>$30k by February
>Shitcoin season in Spring
>Repeat the last six months all over again

>+1000%
>Huge volume
>You buy $100 worth
>It stops
>check back five minutes later
>still where it was
>sell it
>starts moving again

the more expensive ETH gets, the higher the gas fee
if shitcoin central doesn't move to another chain, it won't be profitable to mint anything there anymore.
The perfect solution.
The feds are pumping ETH to kill defi!!!

>>56873563
>Index fundie:
1. DCA
2. Never look
3. Chill
4. Profit
>T-Bill Lad
1. Buy a T-Bill
2. Cash it out eventually
3. Profit
>Spot trader
1. DCA
2. Look constantly
3. Be a nervous wreck
4. Maybe profit
>Futures trader
1. Dump your entire bag
2. Leave the site up
3. Never leave the room
4. You were liquidated. Start back at Index.
>Crypto Retard
1. DCA
2. Never look
3. Oh, it's down by 50%
4. Oh no, you're poor again

>>56861376
Seriously the one fucking weekend I'm on GMX and it does this shit.
It could've been ANY OTHER FUCKING WEEKEND
LITERALLY ANY OTHER FUCKING WEEKEND OUT OF THE FUCKING YEAR
BUT IT HAD TO BE
THIS ONE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL PUMPING!!??

MY TREZOR IS AT HOME AND MY COIN IS RUGGING!!!!

>browsing Dextools
>literally every coin
"We seek to founder a partnership and unity with the rest of Defi, our infrastructure changes and improves smart contract relations and ushers into the competitive tech future."
>yeah yeah yeah, next token
"We seek to founder a partnership..."

It's all
The same
Fucking
Shit

>$36600
>two weeks ago
>"Why can't it hold $37k!?"

BUT SCARCITY = VALUE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

BTC holders, take note of LTC's current situation. You'll be in it in a year.