/biz/ - Business & Finance

Id like to formerly apologize for all of the obscene and offensive posts I have made to the janitors of this board. As of yesterday Im now employed as a janitor for $15/hr. Id like to take this time to voice my appreciation for 4chan's janitors, who although they may not get paid as much, work just as hard as anyone else.

I just got hired as a janitor, unironically, for 15/hr
I'd like to take back all the profane and horrible things I've said to the jannies over the years as I join their ranks and I urge you to do the same. Its a noble profession.

I’ve never known so many millionaires in one place than I have on here, you know you aren’t fooling anybody while you’re sat in your bedroom at your parents house strangle wanking yourself until mummy’s new boyfriend comes and has a “word” with you,

Instead of pretending you’re some fucking trading genius why not actually be of some use and try make money, we have all lost pretty much everything we put in from all of last year and if you say you didn’t then you’re lying, only us old boys who got in before 2017 actually made any money but even then it was all unknown so nobody is stupid enough to invest thousands on unknown crypto,

Anyway, why don’t we all join forces and actually help each other rather than shilling each different coin that somebody else owns,

Surely there’s a way we can all make money at the same time and if you dig yourself out of your crusty bedsheets I’m sure your contribution might actually help,

There’s enough of us on here to pump a coin so why don’t we? Or give actual useful advice rather than all the hate?

>>3643702
Thanks brotherman

>wagecuck
>Chainlink ICO was at 9am my time
>had to be on the way to work by 7:30
>no means of doing it at work
>left instructions for my wife and showed her how to send the ETH and everything and what to set gas to
>she aced it and got in block 475
>get home
>"Anon, I was so ready! I did everything you said super fast!! I did good right?"
>"You did amazing my love"

Find the right woman boyos.