/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28821918
I mean that's obvious enough. Tomorrow is already today where I'm from though.

>>25915514
I love crab season. Almost makes me believe this crypto thing could be used as actual currency.

>>25857184
now it's this little fella's time to shine

>>24530000
Checked but the crab is unironically good for us for now if we topped and just began slowly bleeding its be bad. Apologize to Mr. Crab rn

>>23326317
Oh you cute little crab. Get OVER here so I can hug you.

snip snip

Crabbing doesn’t get enough love around here. If it wasn’t for the crab, we would have parabolic growth that would scare the normies away.

Comment ‘Snippety Snip, Mr.Crab!” to show your love.

I have 50€, what shitcoin should I invest in to get some actual profit?
Don't say XRP since It's too late to invest in it.

they are fine, nothing happens, nothing ever happens

>>20283887
THATS NOT TRUE

nope, Fren

b-but we are frens

>>18817891
hear hear
spoken like a true crabman

>>18646646

>>18572701
crabbycrabbycrabbycrabbycrabby

>>18071663
This. Today many schnibs with an occasional schnab but nothing too crazy

Oh? What do we have here? Why if it isn't the most common creature in the /biz/ animal kingdom. The simple-minded crustacean of stagnancy known as the Snibs. Yes the Snibs, seen by the locals as either a nuisance, an eternal reminder of disappointment or as a lovable docile pest. It goes by many names because given to it by the locals based on their varied views of it, such as "Pennypincher", "PeePee", "Snipper" and even "That retarded little fucking crab that always ruins the excitement". The humble Snibs is remarkable for how divisive it is, despite its seemingly unremarkable nature. Its entire life is is spent eternally walking sideways aimlessly with no real goal in mind. Never straying too far from its sideways path, only occasionally careening slightly upward or slightly downward for no real reason other than to put itself into harm's way. These little buggers travel in large packs, usually to the point of blocking the roads and even the stampeding grounds of the Mumus and plaguing the dumping grounds of the Bobos. Naturally this is the main source of grief for the natives of /biz/, often hoping to see either the Mumus or Bobos come out full force but instead only find the simple little Snibs blocking the paths and being a rather uneventful yet harmless nuisance. Such is the nature of this humble yet stagnant little crab. Although legend has it that one day, the dark demong king known as ChernaBogdanoff will arise from his mountain top and transform one of these little crabs into the dreaded demon beast known as "Crab 17" that will usher in the "Era of Unemployment".

did you try anal yet?

is snappy a fren of bears or bulls?

>>16602306
>anons doubted the crab

hey /biz
how often do you change your underwear?
if i dont smell anything after a week, can i wear it another one?

can i has more snibby?

also no sell pressure, what do we learn from this?