/biz/ - Business & Finance

I bought the top of AMAT.
I just wanted to be part of history.

I bought the SOFI dip.

>>57666034
She is pure love. I can picture myself enjoying life with her. I don't like porno-style whores with yoga pants crawling up their ass crack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvpsZde4QSI

>>57195581
If I were you’d I just 10x it. I can’t believe you haven’t thought of this!!

>>56177270
>>56177296
I like to drive up to my best friends cabin in the woods on a quad. We get to his cabin, watch some youtube, fry up some good food, eat some edibles, make fires in the woods, fry up some more food over the fire, talk about life. Good times. Many more good times will be had post moass.

>>56067211
>>56067222
Holy shit I got dubs and trips lol. Have a good night frens, we're all going to make it.

>>55667482
>>55667549
I have figured out what CD means. I asked chat gpt and it told me CD is a Certificate of Deposit (CD). "A Certificate of Deposit is a type of financial product offered by banks and credit unions where an individual deposits a specific amount of money for a fixed period, and in return, the bank pays a fixed interest rate over that period. CDs are considered low-risk investments because they are typically insured by the government up to a certain limit."
I have successfully helped myself since no one else helped me. This is why hedgies will never win.

Ken Griffin is a nigger

>>55541225
Feeling pretty good

Anon here still trying to get that video to my short frens. I cannot compress the video any smaller than 277mb. Will it be okay if I uploaded to Vimeo? Or will you think that is a trap too? Post moass we will be tall and rich.

>>54756452
Nice shirt, c-c-c-could I have it? I bet it smells nice :)

>>54512059
I'll for sure be traveling to Colorado and stay in a comfy hotel during the winter.

>>54459857
No I'm here.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>54410314
The angry big nose man... Sorry anon I am just having an episode... thanks for being my fren.l and looking out for me.

>>54114351
The Bull position is the FED tames inflation and breaks nothing major leading to soft landing... no TECH trannies your IPO TECH and BIOTECH company that sells dreams and negative revenue is not important.

Facebook and Google diversity hires do not make the economy run either. Industry and Services the things that actually matter are undermanned creating a job surplus meaning there will be no mass layoffs in the REAL Economy like we saw in 2001 and 2008.

America is healing.

>>54039203
How can I be retarded if I don't keep my wealth in a bank?

Index ETF Master Race... it is time.

Morning frens! I’m gonna jErik off and go back to bed!

we're closer to ww3 than ever before, with the possible exception of the cuban missile crisis, and people are still putting their life savings into tokens that require power/internet to have any use whatsoever
even if you think the problem will be temporary, all it will take is a few days of major disruption, and crypto would immediately become unviable for at least a generation

Happy New Year from the West Coast

>>52780669
decent bottomish signal. not necessarily a bottom signal but a nice little pastiche to mark this exact time from the bear market.

>>52535829
VTI, VOO or BRK.B. Don't do individual stock picking, instead buy the market or let Warren Buffet work for you. If you're brand new this will let you test your emotional capacity to watching your money go up and down for reasons you don't understand and you will learn your tolerances. Later in your investing journey dabble around in /smg/ picks or your own picks and see how you do, but do this with very little capital to start out.

>>52455133
+1.01%