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i hope you find these funny and not sad frends!

>>51279228
Unlikely after you include divvies on a 30 year stack probably set up by Merrill Lynch.

>>50344158
Have you ever wanted to spend thousands of dollars on a JPEG?
No?
Surprisingly other people don't want to either. My assumption is that NFTs were created as a way for drug dealers to launder their crypto into clean wallets - but then a bunch of retards saw the giant price tags and figured "These things are the future! I'm going to buy them and flip them off to other people for profit!"
But no one needs a $8,000 JPEG so the market collapsed.
Now you have fucking Gamestop of all things opening an NFT shop after the collapse
The NFT market is basically just crypto with more steps and less liquidity at this point.
It might make a comeback if META actually takes off... but idk why they would use some blockchain tech instead of their own propriety garbage to keep more of the "profits"

Help I'm poor and get no pussy! How do I fix this?

Where's Hannah Hays anon at? Your future wife is getting mocked for her roast beef:
https://twitter.com/theHannahhays/status/1542258777952378887?cxt=HHwWjoCjuf6LmucqAAAA
On another note, when do we crash? The market keeps crabbing, this isn't sustainable right? At some point the market makers are just going to throw in the towel right? I would have thought the acceleration was already here with reverse repos spiking but we still ended green on Friday even with all indicators showing a recession imminent (albiet not as badly as after close).
I was hoping for a few green days to get in a "safe" position to reload on puts.
I sold my COIN puts at the weekly low and with Voyager now joining Celcius in the tits-up crypto lending sphere It's looking like another good short.

>>50107189
Not in 2022 my friend