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>>57639601
>>57639765
Threads naturally live up to 310, according to our best medical knowledge.

>>56795462
Jam yourself with an Ozempic needle.

>>56585572
Anon, come on, some people might actually fall for your trolling.

>>56432117
Oh my God, 1 in 200 may get an inflamed pancreas? Stop the presses.

>>55170917
Watch a few episodes of My 600 Pound Life. The wins are...not frequent.

>Wegovy et. al. force weight loss, fix diabeetus
>PODD collapses
>DXCM does not yet get the memo

Are you gentlemen thinking what I'm thinking?

>>55056159
Novo Nordisk, Eli Lilly, and Pfizer all have anti-fatty treatments. This on top of food stamp cuts and... urban shoplifting leading to lots of spending cutbacks. Conclusion: KO stock is bad for you.

KOF might continue being a powerhouse though idk.

>>54940910
>Like around 300lb~ range from what I can tell.

>>54823532
Now you know why everyone's getting those appetite suppressing drugs.

>>54535055
You should instead ask your doctor about Wegovy or (in a few months) Mounjaro. They are FDA approved for weightloss in obese fucks like yourself.

>Long NVO and LLY to cover the cost

>>54416125

>>54388559
>He brings a 2lb tub of koolaid mix with him everyday to work, which cracks me up.
>2lb tub
>of koolaid mix
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/prediabetes/symptoms-causes/syc-20355278

>>54246227
>I'm proud of NVO's progress but its condition is very serious. Even a minor recession will hurt its prospect of weight loss customers and lab results show it still hasn't controlled its P/E ratio.

>"UK Pharma Group Suspends Novo Nordisk Over Weight Drug Marketing"
*NVO plunges 3.5%*
>Read article
>They forgot to include their name on a training program they gave to pharmacists on Linkedin.
>Two years ago

-https://archive dot ph/9CST5

>>53834925

Anyone got any thoughts on
>Fatty & beetus stocks (PLNT, NVO, LLY, DXCM, etc)
>Copper (e.g. FCX)
>Gold (e.g. JNUG vs NUGT)
?

disgusting

>>10018197

link I want you to gain 100$ by end of year