/biz/ - Business & Finance

I dunno how to categorize this and I'm not even sure it fits on /biz/. Feel free to laugh at me and banish me to /trash/. Just wanted to say something.
>be hapless fucking nobody begging for a job on insneed
>customer service for Advantage
>cliche business name on par with "Initech"
>for once, I actually am looking for a job taking phone calls and processing transactions
>go to interview
>"Uhm, ACKSHULLY, we're salesmen for Kirby Avalir 2s"
>no phones, no computers -- badgering strangers to intimidate them into buying Kirby
>actually have a family history with the Kirby G6 -- durable, effective, easy to repair. Shit sells itself!
>learn every patented feature and eagerly await talking folks into buying this near-$3k vacuum and shampoo kit (oh, vacuum is a naughty word, sorry - "home cleaning system")
>ride along with boss
>every client either had no idea they were going to have their floors vacuumed or couldn't afford it
>well how bad is the finance plan for low credit?
>$250/MONTH after 3 month grace period
>most of our demonstrations are for section apes living in El Cajon, too poor to buy soap
This is...awful. My last visit was with a 66 year old grocery bagger whose hours are sub-30 on studio-rent ($1700/mo). This woman is single, destitute and alone. She already prefers the Kirby Brand. She just can't afford it. But Jovan is obsessing over pushing her to ruin her life for this cleaning device.

I love Kirby vacuums. I do, really. If the interviewer said I was selling any other product I would have told her off for false advertising. But this is terrible. Terrie doesn't deserve to be harassed into buying a vacuum on 3 months' rent.
I've been homeless before. I've been poor and hopeless and directionless. If I was harassed by a Kirby seller this way...I don't know what I would do. My heart bleeds for this lady. I can't stand it as my boss lies about having a boyfriend to "gain female clients' trust" just to force them into a major financial decision on the spot.

HELP MEEEEEEEE

>>53425004
FUCK FUCKKKK
SELL SELL SELL
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
ITS ACTUALLY OVER THE FUCKING FUN IS OVERR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

this 0.00013 crab is making me FINANCIALLY BORED

>>29322360
>https://multichain.xyz/
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO ACCUMULATE MORE!

>>28412515
Fuck I revealed that I'm a newfag

>>27233836
ACCELERATE

350 IN TWO MINUTES COME ON

Reporting in the real question is stay out and hope for a drop or lose money and buy back in and remember kids do the opposite of what biz tells you dont be like me sell out because they say it will be a red week

>>19559896
THEY NEED TO SET A FUCKING STANDARD AND STICK TO IT, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS

COIN NEEDS TO BE CMC 500 OR HIGHER, OR IT NEEDS TO BE ON COINGECKO, OR IT NEEDS A FUCKING WEBSITE AND A TEAM PAGE. SET A STANDARD AND STICK TO IT AND DELETE SHITCOIN THREADS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. RANGEBAN INDIAN IPS FOR LIFE.

THIS CONSTITUTES NO LESS THAN A STRUGGLE FOR THE SURVIVAL OF /BIZ/ AS A BOARD! WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN!

is this all the stock market is now? Just another social-media amplified hype chamber that pumps and dumps trendy stocks one after the other? It is literally no better than crypto at this point. First that one weed stock (forget the ticker) that went 700% in a day, then BYND, then TSLA, now SPCE. Literally all you need to get rich is find the next trendy "big idea" stock with no proven track record and no history of profitability and go all-in before its fifteen minutes of engineered fame, where all the twitter influencer hype beams focus onto it at the same time and make it explode like a fucking money pinata. Then sell before retail investors wake up the next morning and market sell in droves because the stock isn't flashing in their insta feed every 30 seconds any more, which was the only reason they ever bought it in the first place.

Honestly I think the big boys behind the scenes were so envious of (and impressed by) the pump and dump shitcoin carousel model of crypto exchanges circa 2017 that they felt compelled to reforge the stock market in the same image. Fed pumping infinite money into the market via repo was the real cherry on top, a perfect 1:1 replica of Tether's role in 2017's crypto bubble.

It's sad, it's gross, it makes me angry. All markets are just jokes now. Real estate is chinked, holding cash is retarded since the fed prints billions of extra dollars daily, even gold and silver are manipulated to shit and back. Crypto is a retarded joke too and always was. Maybe I should just give it all up, move to Peru and start farmsteading or some shit. At least when you grow a potato or slaughter a cow there's something real happening instead of mirrors reflecting mirrors reflecting mirrors.

I bought in at 4 $

>i didnt buy the $link dip

WHHHHYYYY

RRRREEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9468407

>>7989054
>wtf does this blog of text have to do with crypto?
>crypto
I'm triggered.

>>7405012
here we go BITCONNECT