/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27084400
THat's because the original plan got goalposted due to the fuckery they pulled (mostly). They had puts expiring today, but managed to close them during the 'lol we remove the buy button and freeze' shit, so it didn't go as high. Now the only option is for everyone to hold (keep in mind there are other hedgies and institutions also holding), but it's unlikely the normies will hold longer than their pockets can bleed.

Hi /biz/, I need your help cheating the government out of $700+ every month.

I’m 18, I’m not working, and I qualify for SSDI (autist) but they specify that you can’t have more than $2000 to be able to apply (idk the details, I heard it second-hand). Would it be a good idea to take out all my money and put it into gold? How about some other liquid asset?