/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>kevin murcko
>need to think of a name for this new crypto scam i've had brewing for awhile
>homeless at the moment living on a metro for the past 2 years trying to avoid taxes and running from interpol
>idea.jpg
>I'll call it Conmetro
>write it down with a ballpoint pen on my forehead so I don't forget, using the window as a mirror
>nahh it's too obvious
>add an i, since people love anything with the name coin in it, coinbase, coinance, coincoin, bazinga
>shit shit angel investors will see right through me
>need to figure out the perfect demographic
>it has to be a group of some of the most autistic degenerate retards imaginable with no foresight or experience
>hmm.mpeg
>4chan
>perfect, i'll create some degenerate handle to blend in
>AssBlaster!!BuYyXcM
>entire board is filled with this white supremacist nazi green frog shilling something called chainlink
>initially center a larp around being a chainlink insider to further blend in and gain notoriety
>spread the most vague cryptic nonsense imaginable, boosting everyone's ego, tribalism
>at the end sprinkle in my own scam, but never say it directly so that they don't think i'm a shill
>never post again