/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7916608
You're on /biz/, just earn some good money trading and hire some expensive hooker. Problem? As for masturbating I tried quite a few things while younger and the best were thermoactive underwear/silk/velvet clad sockets made in the center of a rolled up bedsheet. Dry or lubed doesn't matter. It gives you some weight to play with, feels preety good, and connects to balls, thighs and abdomen area. That's pretty vital, focusing only on dick gets you nowhere near the real deal. Belt wrapped around the roll modifies the tightness. EZPZ, never dehumanize yourself again with masturbating with food, good thing you didn't come up with microwaving salmon filets and wraping them around you cock, Jesus. Have at least the miniscule amount of dignity in you OP