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I think Biden might surprise drop-out of the race when he realizes:
1. He's really old
2. He doesn't get to grope anyone on the campaign trail, and if he wins the presidency he's gonna have to not grope anyone for four (4) years

Then, Bernie will realize that he's next in line, but he never really expected to be there, he just wanted to rant about evil money-havers and be on TV. He will also realize that he's really old, and drop out.

Then mommy Tulsi will be president and I'll be the first lady :3
Get to clap those cheeks on Air Force One and in countries around the world
I'll have her tweet about how great the economy is doing to give my stocks a pump. Maybe I'll get a little pump in myself