/biz/ - Business & Finance

Mass shootings?

US are definitely top of the line there...

>>1275981
>Wealth Management Advisor

Claims to be an Investment Banker. Topkek. You don't even know your job description. Also, if this is your actual desk, you appear to be a cold calling monkey.

>>1226539
So you're expecting either a

-CFO/member of the board of Rolex
-Shareholder of Rolex
-Employee of the Swiss tax authorities

to browse 4chan, and post these figures here for you?

Ask anon >>1226270 over here for some BTC. That's more likely.

>>1219254
>...so i can just show up once a month to make sure its going smoothly


If you really think running a business works like this, you'll save yourself a lot of hassle if you file for chapter 11 immediately after the purchase.

>>1211999

>>1195845
>I think Im a really good trader I just dont have a big enough starting capital


Everybody in this industry does... but here's the thing: If you're such a good trader, why don't you extract your own seed capital from the market?

>>1184219

>>1171744
Well, based on your "calculation" one must only find
- a prime broker
- a fund administrator
- a broker dealer
- a big4 auditor

willing to work for free.

And of course a financial regulator willing to let a NEET without any significant experience nor a licence trade along.

>>1028428
funny how you scribble about AI if you don't even understand the concept of "tl;dr"

>>945011
You are now 20 and lived through the .com bubble in 2001? So what were your insights as a 5/6 yrs old? pls share, elaborate...

>>936247
>to become an account?

kek

>>927029
>"EQUITIES IN DALLAS!!!

...is probably the only apropriate answer to your question. But given the nature of your question you would not understand what I mean.

Nevermind.

On an unrelated note: do not EVER consider investing in stocks or pursue a carreer in an industry linked to capital markets.

>>899537
Winning 500$ and spending them on PC gaming hardware.

>>879922
>Combined we both make $185k annually

So your wife makes more $$$ than you, wants to change her life and you're bitching and whining because your allowance might get cut and you have to give back your car, right?

>>855946
>I'm a 23 year old prop trader at one of the world's largest firms.
>world's largest firms.

Walmart is now trading stocks, eh?

>>840837
go fuck off, spamfag.

>>727357
oh hell yeah, I forgot to pick a pic

here you go...