/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56347519
Reminding the wagies how awesome their life is. Imagine you are a wagie, you finally get off work only to start reading some neets shitposts.

>SEVERE CRASH IS COMING FOR US OFFICE PROPERTIES, INVESTORS SAY (Bloomberg)

>Office prices in the US are due for a crash, and the commercial real estate market faces at least another nine months of declines, according to Bloomberg’s latest Markets Live Pulse survey.

>About two-thirds of the 919 respondents surveyed by Bloomberg believe that the US office market will only rebound after a severe collapse. An even greater majority says that US commercial real estate prices won’t hit bottom until the second half of 2024 or later.


hahahahahahahhhahahahahahaha GFC 2.0 coming soon

>Markets

>US 10YR +9BPS 4.48%

hahahahahahahahahahaha THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>20% of residential mortgage borrowers – representing $130 billion in loans – at three major banks, $BMO, $TD & CIBC, in Canada are seeing their balances grow as monthly payments no longer cover all the interest they owe, known as negative amortization, per Globe.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2008 all over again

>Walmart wants fucking POLICE SUBSTATIONS in stores

>https://www.naturalnews.com/2023-09-12-walmart-to-reopen-with-a-police-substation.html

Man oh boy retail stores are gonna be hurting. Online orders and delivery might help, but gas prices are likely to go WAY up in October/November into the $7-9 range, so even that will bite everyone in the ass.

>>56079832
>futures

>>54131039
It is time to put your money into everything funerary lads. AnHero futures are going to the moon.

Sergey unironically did betray us all by waiting to release the pump until everyone lost their jobs due to the pandemic

Rot in prison scammer

How low can it go?

>>18002923
>little virus
>5 weeks

Loll are you kidding me senpai?

I’m losing everything

>>15415114
Because your parents (most parents, not all parents) provided you with the illusion of stability & a sense of "fairness" in life.

Turns out life is chaotic and terrible shit occurs constantly without meaning. You're expected to roll with he punches. Turns out your parents were likely as frightened and unsure about life as you are now.

Your childhood was all theater. It was a great show, though.