Here's what you need to do:
Wait for half a year or year or maybe even two years until we've really reached rock bottom in the market. That won't be the state we have now, where people are still hoping for a rebound, that's when everyone thinks it's really and truly over. Think late 2018 or mid 2019. The coldest of crypto winter. When people stop coming to /biz/ because everyone knows crypto was all scams anyway. That's where you buy in with your saved money. And then you just keep hodling until the next bullrun. Once the catalog is flooded with newfags and shills trying to desperately sell you dumb dogcoin number 342. That's when you know you're at the late stage of the next top. When sports stadia start getting named after random shitcoins. Don't sell right away maybe, at this point, the final phase only just starts. Maybe start DCA selling out. This is the trick. You really have to sell when it all looks to good to be true.
Goodspeed, anon. There is still time to make it.
P.S. you could also just use that time and take a job and become a useful member of society, just in case the masterplan above doesn't work out. That also has a higher likelihood of getting laid.