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My baby boomer mom just told me that her baby boomer friend who is into stocks in his freetime said buy bitcoin on robinhood. This is THE sell signal ive been waiting for tied with the tether fud. I shilled BTC to my parents and friends for 2 years and they never took it serious, all of a sudden normies and boomers want a piece. I love my mom and told her dont sell the $100 she put in just dont put anymore until after the crash is coming.

Bulls speak from hopium and lambos.
Bobo speaks from experience. Obey bobo

What is it with boomers and thinking crypto or investing in general is the same as going to the casino and putting it all on black? Idk who told him even, but the other day my uncle came over and said

>Hey anon, I heard you got pretty lucky with that Bitcoin thing, what are you going to do with the money?

What the fuck does he mean, "luck"?
Does he know how many hours I've spent looking at charts, buy/sell orders, reading contracts, identifying scams, and discerning those from legitimate projects that are being manipulated?
Does he know what it's like to bet your entire financial future on some magic internet money?
Does he know what it's like to live with the guilt of knowing that he could have bought Bitcoin when it was $0.50, but didn't (like I do, every god damn day)?
Does he know what it's like to see swings in a day that are the equivalent of an entire year of wagecuckery?
Does he know that I literally haven't slept a full night in over 3 years, and get up at 2-4am to check charts? EVERY GOD DAMN DAY?

Yet I just "got lucky". Fuck Boomers. We are the new financial elite, I can't wait until boomers are offing themselves in the streets due to the financial house of cards they've created collapsing.

"What am I going to do with the money" he asks, like the only way to validate your shitty life is to spend your money on something stupid like a boat or a $100k car...

What will you say to your boss once you make it?

Just realized I own 8 Dow stocks. Jesus what have I become

>mfw coronavirus collapses global economy, currencies go to shit, cryptocurrencies go to shit, your measly savings worth nothing, money worth nothing, wages worth nothing. the only thing worth a shit remains being property and land.
>mfw you get BTFOed by boomers again

There's just no stopping them, is it?

And stocks and investments will continue to soar meanwhile scam video game money will go to zero. Sorry..

i'm enjoying staking my Tezos on Coinbase and watching my rewards go up in real time. Am I a boomer?

What are some biz ideas to profit off of boomers? Grey area schemes are welcome as well

Are boomers the worst generation of all time?

- rebelled against parents
- sex revolution: turned women into whores
- didn't raise their kids properly
- created drug-culture
- created massive debt
- destroyed economy
- destroyed values and morality
- destroyed the future for several generations coming after them


How the fuck can one generation fuck up so badly?

I fucking hate Boomers

>>15318733
>huh, this lazy millenials just don`t want to work
>when I worked I didn`t fear commute
(commute is 15-30 minutes long)

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