/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58558075
>Tfw 6'3, good looking, good jaw
>God balanced this out with savage levels of hand tremors
>Can never do anything without appearing highly nervous

My bud is one and bartenders completely slay, it's true. Like this guy brings home some bombshells. You also make pretty insane cash for an entry level job, but it's harder work than most people realize. Fun at first, but you're completely rushed and sprinting around in turbo wagie mode.

The reason you plap so many cheeks is literally called the "bartender effect" - where the entire room is desperately trying to get your attention, and this triggers the ooga booga female attraction switches which makes you appear high status. You have zero thirst, because you're genuinely busy and don't have time to get seduced or flirt. Still, I wanted to try this but got cucked out of the experience by shaky ass hands which makes most people think I have Parkinson's

>>57207384
>tfw the times after 2008 crisis when you could get a qt barely legal Spaniard girl in Barcelona offering her body for less than 10€ to feed her parents are over

>>55641661
I'm not in Kaspa

I lost kaspa for believing in anons that this was a scam. If it's a hit, it's the best of all time

I sold XLM at $0.13 today
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU STUPID FAGGOTS, BUY XRP NOW!

>need a new career
>every job is shit
What do?

>fell for the STEM meme
>the STEM meme doesn't really include science
>deceived into thinking biotech industry pays a lot (The salaries quoted are California numbers by nature of being where most of the industry is located, so they're heavily skewed).
>currently falling for the learn to code meme
>making a website for a game I play as my first project because at least I can turn it into an income source (Good domain name and can get good site traffic).

Would a polished website that generates revenue be a good enough project to showcase on a resume to get a first job as a programmer/code monkey?

>IT WAS A BULL TRAP ALL ALONG

You guys all said housing would crash. I literally cannot find a place to rent. There is legitimately not going to be a correction, is there?

$25m for a bug pod by 2030

>>50390681

GREED!!!
2,200 to 525,000 and he never once thought to pull out 100,000 (just in case things go bad)

>>50327915
>between a 75 and 100bp hike next week.

I hope they go 100.
We have to change direction NOW, not drag this thing over half decade.

Dear Fed,
Grow a PAIR !

>>50320960
>INTP is lol lmao
why

/smg/ has been getting saucy the past few days. What did we do to deserve the seacows and tranny snatches though?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49423782
>Im owed sex

Fine!.. bend over boy, I am going in raw!

>>49310387
>did my financial advice drive my mom towards prostitution?

Got to earn those Benjamins!
Face down, ass up, bite the pillow I am going in raw!