/biz/ - Business & Finance

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hashish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain stiffly frozen.

>>14268841
>your delusions are gone too far corecuck

>>14226652
PajeeToken

I'm quite glad no one is in this thread.

I have humiliated myself

Daily reminder that Pajeetoshi is the laughing stock of the crypto community and when the tulip trust turns out to be yet another broken promise, I will laugh in your faces and post the daily screencapped pajeetoshi/faketoshi/satoj/kektoshi threads mocking all SV cashies.

Craigjeet, aka Satoj, aka Faketoshi, aka The Embodiment of a Mid-Life Crisis, is basically that faggot ass bitch in elementary school who everyone hated, so he claimed he had secret cheats for Pokemon Red/Blue where you could get a lvl. 100 Mewtwo at the start of the game, but he wouldn't share them with everyone unless they promised to be his friend and believe that he really had cheats.
Nobody cares about "le bitcoin core" or some faggoty gingers you keep reposting who work on the bitcoin code, or blockstream vs. other companies, etc. like you morons believe we do, we just hate this faggot ass pajeet bitch and will troll you every day about the fact that you believe him the way cult members believe their leaders who refuse to prove they're magical gods.

>>14089156
>Says bitcoin will be $0 by end of 2018 due to his market manipulation
>Fails
>Says his bcash fork will be $1200 by end of 2019
>/biz/ pajeets believe him

People who believe Satoj created bitcoin but he, "refuses to prove it by signing a transaction until everyone believes me," are the same people who got scared after getting a message from some kid you trolled in Halo saying their dad was Bill Gates and if you killed him again you would be banned.

>>13988603
Yes sirs, Pajeetoshi posters rule bizness and financials board, post more of our beloved leader who does not know how to write a hello world scripts! More Creg sirs, pls XD!

Remember that time Pajeetoshi tried to prove he could code by copy/pasting a Hello World script that was written for university students to use for their CS-101 homework since it was littered with comments, and it was clearly not his original work because it would only run on Linux and he exposed himself by screenshotting the script on his Windows machine. Yeah, good times.
inb4 cashies use ad hominem attacks against blockstream and other btc devs instead of addressing the hilarious copy/paste fail by Pajeetoshi

>>13864992
>suppoot
>poo
Every.Fucking.Time

>>13864586
Why are you mentioning pajeetoshi coin?

>>13855794
Daily reminder: Everyone on /biz/ except for about 5 to 10 people agree that pajeetoshi is a flaming faggot who will never be accepted or liked. The fact that you retards actually buy his "I totally could prove I'm satoshi, I'm just waiting and I'll have my ultimate revenge one day" scheme is laughable, it's literally the kind of shit kids in middle school would pull.

The real Satoshi was captured.
CSW was hired to use SN's authority and stop any attempt to break free from Core's blockchain turned into settlement layer for banking 2.0.

I saw Craig Wright at a grocery store in Oxford yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Shill me Cranji coin. How is it better than any other coin?

I have 1,200,000,000 BTC coins locked in a Vishnu Fund.
Bend the knee to me or lose your heads.

>he bought a coin because it was shilled hard by an army of indians getting paid $1/hr in an image board

great team
great success
great ruppees
no shilling 100% guarantee

J E E T

Le Craigjeet

>>13500426
saved

>great team
>great success
>no shilling 100% guaranteed
>many ruppees
it's time for you to join Kanji and take the brownpill