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>>56925427
>AK-47 anon

>>/biz/thread/S8277787
A recent classic. Ak gas fag. Don't have the original caps

>>13473157
What a faggot you are. How can you not honor me? AK 47 ran out of gas fag?

>>11957582
Someone already made a new thread the deal is off. Plus you are too new you missed my thread back in march when I ran out of gas and made a thread asking to be shilled on the next 100x while I was on the side of a road. Then a cop pulled up behind me and I had my AK in the back seat. And then all hell broke loose on here and then someone offered me ETH for a sharpie in my pooper and I did it once I got to gas station.

>>9788585

Ran out of gas AK-47 guy here.

As soon as LINK moons and I'm worth 18 million. The first thing I'm going to do is drive around the country with my AK-4$ to 10 different locations in the United States.

To meet anons who didn't invest in Link and I will be giving them 5k each to take a picture with my AK-47 up their asses to upload to 4chan so we can have actual visuals documentation of poorfag no-linkers.

5k will be nothing to me and NEET non linkers will do anything for a little bit of money realizing they will be poor for the rest of their lives not having believed in the memes.

First thing I'm going to do when this thing soars past 100$ with this mortgage thing we just learned about is....

I'm going to hire s Vietnamese hooker and give her like 5k to piss all over her.

Lol @ lambos you noobs

I'm driving through Joplin again. I won't run out of gas this time tho. And I still have my AK in the backseat.

This drive sucks and actually want to meet a real life anon.

And you have to let me take your picture to upload to this thread later on holding my AK.

I'll be in Joplin around noon so if any anons in the area let me know. Or anywhere along interstate 44.

This is for real.

Ran out of gas in the middle of a cross country trip in the middle of our mothership ....KKK land Missouri. Just east of Joplin.

Don't know what the fuck I'm going to do because I'm a cheap Jew and don't have Triple AAA

So figure I should turn this into a positive. Shill me on an easy 100 times coin (besides link). And I'll make the trade and then I will have a great story on how I became a millionaire because I ran out of gas.