/biz/ - Business & Finance

23x Short at 28000. Liq point 29094
I barely escaped getting liquidated kek
Am I cutting my 70% loss or am I holding onto dear life to save my fundsy wundsies?
I could laugh or cry about it and I choose to laugh though make no mistake, I was pink wojak throwing a tantrum steaming mad like earlier.

>>55288389
>befriend dog
>share your food/give dog your scraps
>become dog's favorite office (?) fren
>take advantage of the dog's presence to destress and monologue about your nascent plans and miscellaneous ruminations
>bond with employer over shared love for his doggie, compromising the boss/employee dynamic between you two
>???
>profit
Clean the damn poopie kek. Only chinx and mudslimes don't like dogs. They probably thought that going to school and "achieving" le batch of lores degree meant they're now upper middle class high society and picking up doggie doodie is now beneath them.
>Mr. Shekelstein, the maid has yet to pick up the dook from underneath my desk and the smell is making it quite difficult for me to browse instagram on the clock

kek im tired

>>54949896
wtf most VASED item I've read today please never stop posting I love you I'm such a neurotic burnt out mess lel