/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm already dreading about going back to work.

A company recently offered me $25 an hour.

I'm transitioning from NEET to full time employee in less than 24 hours.

Should I just kill myself now?

How are you going to make wagies seethe once you're financially independent? Let's gather ideas!
I plan on waking up early on a monday in the spring/early summer when it's beautiful outside and time it so I'm on the road at around 7:30 but instead of going to work I'm going to a park with my gf to have a picnic and enjoy the weather. I'm going to drive as slowly as possible while smiling and singing along to the radio, exaggerating my facial expressions so as to throw the wagies passing by me in a fit of rage. I'll make sure they see I'm wearing a T-shirt and also leave the picnic basket and blankets visible so they'll know 100% that I'm not going to work.

The fucking normies arent my friends now. Better go to wagecucking fucking retards !

>Do not have the will nor the brains to create an empire like Elon Musk there
>Born with a plastic spoon
>Destined to be a wagecuck like my parents
>Heart has a void that can only be filled by cars, motorcycle, clothes, tinder girls, and strippers

In terms of quality of life (as some wagecucks are more equal than others) upward mobility, job.financial security, and retirement, what kind of Wagecuck should I become? What industry/job?

My heart says be an accountant.

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>>15516081
Remember what happened to myspace when FaceBook started to replicate it?

>>15475124
Seems more like he's the high IQ son of high IQ parents and you're a seething low IQ poorfag with debts and dumb as shit genitors.
Med schools in Europe are almost free btw but you have to pass a ranked exam with limited places.

Anyway I never understood what's the point of this boomerism of kicking children out of the house at 18.
As long as they help and are not degenerate I would gladly keep my kids with me to give them an edge, that's what my parents did up to 24 and now I'm pretty successful (dev working in finance, 28, 80k euros a year after taxes, no debt, 30k in crypto, 40k in various investment) because I could concentrate on college and side-projects.

The biggest tech companies these days have often been kickstarted in the garage too.

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>>15225025
>>mfw they take an hour and a half worth of pay out of every workday due to whatever company rules.
Imagine being this much of a wage cuck.

Also, deleting your post like a pussy.

>>15119843
>>15119849
>>15119978

She was conditioned to never work or even like the working class and loves anime / cosplay. The only way to see her pants is to be a NEET or a sub (pay pig). KEK, at y'all wagie's thinking I don't trust my girlfriend. That shit happens only for the working class.

RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
CANT BE NEET

IF HE DOES
HE WONT EAT
IF NO SLAVING
SLEEP IN STREET

RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
SCARED OF NEET

WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN
WORKS HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE

WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN
ONLY EXIT IS A GUN

What do anons put down as their interests on their resume? I don't really have any interests or hobbies because I rarely have the motivation to do anything.

I HAVE MY LIFE SAVINGS IN THIS SHIT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SAVE ME FROM HELL

I sold yesterday. Would you guys please be so kind to tip me a dollar when you see me?

if you were gonna go all in on one coin for a 10 year hodl in an attempt to escape wage slavery which coin would you choose?

ill go first

BTC

>>14328804
>I have a family and household to maintain

Yes, many alts will moon at least 10x by the end of this year.

You have to post right now if you are wagecucking
Then get back to work wagie

how possible is it to get a job in USA without experience, degree, or connections? i just want to wageslave and make a living with whatever job

>>13322186
Let's start with BTC breaking $6k this year champ.

Literally every job I have applied to for the last two years, despite having the skills and over a decade of experience, top marks and commendation awards, has turned me down, besides scammy 80 hr/wk commission jobs like life insurance agencies and car salesmen jobs.

I just want a 30k/yr job why will nobody hire me???

Hi /biz/ complete and absolute newfag here. I'm 18 and working some shit minimum wage job getting about $400 a week (canadian). I've been saving up for a certain car and my goal was 40k, I'm currently approaching my first 10k and I still want the car and all but I feel like there are better ways I can use this money. Any advice?

>I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW
>how can anyone stand this??
>Is this all there is? wagecucking till i die?

Welcome to life. It sucks sometimes. But if you're not a faggot, you can work hard at your shit job for a spell to move to a nicer one that you actually enjoy doing. Thats the whole point. Otherwise, please make way for the more motivated to move ahead and go back to your bedroom wit yo plaid-blanket ass.