/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58184153
instead of consuming content you could be creating it. Think of the endless possibilities you have for yourself if you set up some memecoin on satoshisync, create a twitter account and start uploading memes.

>>57855208
Unironically yes.

>>56558628
they're better off quitting their jobs and only having one person work some shitty minimum wage job. that way they can be below the income threshold and get on the SAVE plan which puts a permanent forbearance for as long as you're under the income threshold. then just work under the table, don't report the real income to IRS, and you're golden

>>56350742
based. some alts are worth it too specially if desperate. avax is only a good choice if you are going to stake it for one.

>>56350771
what are the risks involved, exactly?

>>55670165
get back to work wagie

Is the Micro-Activision deal still going through?.....plz I dont wanna go back to work in the McDonald McMines

Say it with me wagies
“THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!”
And you better be smiling and cheerful

>>52391441
Don't worry senpai, I got your bottom right here.

>You just ordered doordash?!?!?
>Don't you know that's an inefficient use of your money
>You should be eating rice, beans, and bugs and spending those dollars on shit coins like me
>YOU DIDN'T EVEN TIP THE WAGEKEK AAGHHGH!!!!

>>50557241
yes

>>50113236
>wagie cope

I used my stimulus cheques to buy GME since I make enough to live without them. If gme moons, your normie 401k gets liquidated to pay me. If GME doesn't moon, then I just burned your hard earned wagie bucks. I literally can't lose.

>BTC will never go below its previous cycle's ATH!!!
Alright, who were the faggots who told me this. Where did they go? How are they coping right now?

>BTC can literally never go below 20k bro. If you check the previous highs and lows it never went below its last cycles peak!!!

Alright how many of you stupid fuckers told me this last year. How are you coping right now? IT LITERALLY COULD NOT GO BELOW ITS PREVIOUS ATH!!!

>>49598483
Have I got the perfect job for you!

>>49390193
KEK Fucking Anon your funny. You should be working on "Operation Freedom" never wage slave again. But I guess you need to wage cuck first to get to that operation.

"Why am I here?", the Wagie cried, as a pungent stream of urine rained upon his McDonalds uniform.
"Will my toil ever come to an end? Is there a release from this eternal wagecuckery?"

"No, Wagie. There is no end to it.", replied the sharply dressed businessman known as Pepe.
The Wagie paused for a moment, as if to consider his options, but he knew what was coming next.
He took off his hat and solemnly closed his eyes as Pepe fully lowered his trousers, faced backwards to him, and bent over.

"You had 12 years!", Pepe proclaimed, as the contents of his bowels headed towards the hapless Wagie.
"Mercy!", the Wagie cried out, just as the unyielding torrent of diarrhea engulfed him fully.

As he laid dying on the floor, he felt a strange but familiar object being inserted into his anal cavity.
"Tendies", mumbled Pepe, "These are known to grant biological immortality."

As the Wagie felt life coming back to his body, he remembered all of this had happened before.
And he realized it will happen again. Over and over again.

He wished for death. But death would never come for him.

C >>30042369 C
O >>30042583 O
P >>30042998 P
E >>30043048 E

MCDC was fun

Please help me finish the novel, I'll start.

"Why are we here?", the wagie cried, as ketchup came out of his bottle in a long thin stripe.
It was McDonalds ketchup, which is the wagiest ketchup brand of them all.

>>28644597
why don't you do something you love?

>>28641039
It's even lower on Pangolin
1 avax = 35.2 USDT
The red candle that will soon come will rip these roaches in half

I think the funniest shit was last night I was shitting up an AVAX thread and they were absolutely convinced their nonfunctional shitcoin was now going to skyrocket to $100, despite it being so nonfunctional that they can't even get it out of their wallets to sell it

>>28355289
This is only part of my total holdings on one shitty exchange, OKCoin, that has the highest price currently. I dumped this shit on some retards for 5 dollars above current market price, that is freefalling despite the fact that 70% of the holders can't even sell their avax. But again, please keep holding your ETH killer that died after 1 exchange went active.