/biz/ - Business & Finance

The thing that really gets me about Musk is how he keeps lying about being a founder of Tesla. Multiple times he's implied he helped name the company when he wasn't even involved with Tesla in its early days.

It's such a strange and blatant thing to lie about because its easily checkable.

We should all be buying Big Mac's and hoarding them there will be a big shortage as Sergey keeps selling to buy more.

All my money is in Mint Bionicle's

>>59398611
Rubic chads, please bless me and my life I'll hold onto whatever you might give me.
I'm ready to an hero off this world, I need something to live for.
0xacb0681e63d562fd780ba496ed4fdb21573ba635

Please make my life cubic.

>>59039790
>the problem is that my job is getting replaced by AI
and what job is that?

>bitcoin is digital money
>most business is conducted online now
>no companies are using bitcoin to transfer money domestically or across borders
what went wrong?

>>58932051
Thanks for proving my point.

i have $35 calls expiring this friday, how fucked am i

>>56736816
I have no money, severely autistic and physically sick, I lost everything these last four years.

Why should I care about your life again?
For that matter why should anyone care about mine.

>>55885852
Yeah I don't get it I'm unironically a mentally ill neet without disability and I don't make these dumb threads I usually post
>10k is life changing money
because to me it is and to most people 10k is a decent chunk.

>>55824737
Yeah Sean where are you from, how tall are you, what's your mothers maiden name, how white are you?
What part of Texas?

What do you drive, do you have a beard or mustache?
What ISP do you use, frontier?

I'd very much like to know your family crest and lineage.

>>55814786
I had visions of what would happen in 2014, please use them eyes and brain to process the information.

>>55801068
>>55801068
Hey fuck you I smoke daily weed and like to goto the casino
And I traded crypto!
>checks bank account
Oh fuck he's right....

is a dividend portfolio even worth it? some of the monthly payouts look nice, and are far better than any 401k offering. but in the long run, seems like pennies, even if i continually reinvest divs.

probably will get banned for this but since biz has the best discussion. serious question. why aren't americans rioting over the rejection of the supreme court decision for student loans? the biden administration literally promised this repeatedly for years, their campaign was based on this and something to do with marijuana and now its apparent they straight up lied on both accounts. not a single soul is going to be able to afford these restarts now with everything else already raised. and these payments are on average $300 dollars. sooo uh, what happens now? is the economy screwed? is nothing going to happen like always? But it mean 2+2 here = something has to happen this time. i'm genuinely curious here because this seems like a massive slap in the face to its citizens

>>55391548
At least you have scored a wfh job, so you've got that going for you. Assuming you work IT you can definitely rack those certs up and apply for better jobs.

>>55383742
This is true.

Time to analyze some God-damned chicanery...

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 1,989.489B, 102P = 19.505B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,037.102B, 106P = 19.218B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

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In a dream I had last night, I saw the price of GME ramp up to $7000 instantly, and then crab around $8000 when I woke up. Not only that, but my mother just told me of a dream she also had yesterday, where she was digging in the sand in the middle of a colosseum. She and a few other women in the family said they found 4 golden trading cards, but couldn't read any of them. The hole was suddenly surrounded by hostile people who wanted to kill us to get those cards, so the men had to fight off the hoard to defend the hole, while the women were digging further and further to find more cards.

I do not want to interpret, but if I had to make an educated guess as to the meaning of the dreams, I believe the message was that we're all gonna WAGMI. That is all, have a great day.

>>54534404
according to my calculations, the dumptining is planned to happtining at 12 of April

i'm considering the fresh, new 40-year mortgages. i'll be close to my 100s when I can finally pay off my forever home

has the 2023-2024 shitcoin casino opened yet? not talking about the pepal bullshit that is currently spamming this shithole. the real juice, the 100,000% gains

is the tiktok ban attempt just a psyop paid for by facebook or some other social media conglomerate to peddle their own version of the same app? i see headlines about it far too frequently, coupled with nothing happening to not just be "its malware hurr durr"

i swear i've seen this flatlining behavior before