/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22207675
Nigga unless you're announcing another few trillion dollars we ain't votin Trump. If you don't have anything nice to say then just don't say anything at all.

>>21669520
Where do I buy its not on uniswap

How the FUCK does one get instant access to crypto without being charged up the ass anymore? This shit is ridiculous. Coinbase wants to charge me $40 to use my credit card for buying 2 ETH. Using bank deposit means they'll hold my coins for who knows how the fuck long and I'll be stuck looking at moon missions I planned to board while waiting for them to let go of what I already paid them for.

Gemini also holds your shit and doesn't even let you use card. Binance and Crypto.com want me to do KYC, which I completed, and then they just tell me "not available in your region." Fuck all these new regulations, I'm just an oldfag trying to get back in. What the fuck even happened? What's the point when you by default lose like 5% of your fucking initial investment just entering into the market? And don't even get me started on how fucking sky high gas fees have become. This shit is absolutely bonkers. This is supposed to be the future?

I HAVE MONEY.
LET ME USE MY MONEY.
LET ME BUY THINGS WITH MY MONEY.
STOP HOLDING ME BACK FROM USING MY FUCKING MONEY.

tl;dr - where the fuck do I go to buy ETH RIGHT FUCKING NOW and have it transferable to Binance where I can actually buy what I fucking want. KYC fucking sucks donkey dick.

>>20882422
ESPECIALLY if it makes zero sense.

YOU GUYS WITH YOUR TQQQ ARK SNEED ETFS

I GOT OUT OF TECH. GIVE ME ONE OF THESE FUCKERS TO BUY IF TECH

>MOONS
OR
>FREEFALLS

TOMORROW.