/biz/ - Business & Finance

/biz/ has really gone downhill huh

Why this pump is so weird? No news, low volume, just slowly crabs up

Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Whatsawhatsawhatsawhatsawhatsawhatsawhatsa up Chainlink! Hey hey hey everybody my name is Sergey Nazarov and I am coming from Cayman Island City, New York and let me tell you guys that I am so excited, I am so happy, I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing, glorious, super, and exciting moment of my life with all of you guys, and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it, the world is not anymore the way it used to be, mmm mmm, No! No! No! CHAINLIINK! Wow! CHAINLIIINK! We are coming and we are coming in waves! We are starting and we are watching go all over the world! We are pelting the entire world! Let me tell you guys that I started 216 days ago with only $25,610 and right now I am reaching $140,000,000,000! Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Whats up? And let me tell you that I am actually dumping around one hun- I mean $1,400 on an every day basis, seven days a week! What‽ I am right now independently, financially independently. I am saying to so many people who say that this was going to be con artist game, that this was gonna be a scammer game, “Hey! You’re gonna lose all your money!” My marines still doesn’t believe in me! I’m telling them “Oh honey, this is real!” “Oh no no no no no, that’s a scam!” And I said “But wait I’m gonna go to the bank and I’m gonna get my links and I’m actually gonna turn it into dollars, here there right on the table!” “No, that’s money you took from another account!” And I say “What am I gonna do‽” Then I said to myself, “You know what? When I am starting to dump $10,000 a day on her, right on her, you know on her table.” Then she’s gonna say “Woah!” Hahaha! Yo yo yo yo yo! “OK that’s real!” Hahahaha!

>>53936997
yeah? Well fuck that ghost for being a coy bitch about something so obvious, it knew what it was doing.

you guys have broken my brain

>Entry level minimum wage job
>expecting 8 to 5 shifts on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
>Expecting 10+ years of experience in the field
Do recruiters just take the piss for fun?

As a side note who would even work full time? What's the point of spending every hour of your day where you are not eating, showering or sleeping in an office?

fun fact, matic can actually be paused and frozen like Tether
so if you borrow Matic on Aave to short it they can just pause your contract while it runs up and liquidates you. Oops!

kneel

>I'M A RETARD AND I'M THROWING AWAY MONEY

>>52846573
I trust Binance more than I trust myself

the bottom is in.

>>52821048
S

>>52807669
it's the best scam ever, a revolutionary scam

gentlemen, I am a nigger.

I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton.

>>52789343
you have SECONDS left.

>>52611314
Nigger

>practice girlfriend just became pregnant with our second child

>>52322576
we lied.

I so fucking financially bored.

this clusterchain has a Phoenician symbol as its logo and means money in hebrew

I'm about to cheat on my wife. How can I profit from this