/biz/ - Business & Finance

You will never be a real investor. You have no idea about any of the topics you rant about in relation to finance. You are a mystery meat man twisted by 2020 crypto twitter into a crude mockery of actual /biz/ autism.

All the "validation" you get is only in clearly labelled general threads by schizo-larping bagholders just as desperate as you. Outside of these, /biz/ mocks you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, and your "friends" laugh at the switch flippening claims you made back in 2020 December while they've already made it just holding btc and eth.

Non-subhumans are utterly repulsed by xrpaypigs. Thousands of dead shitcoins have allowed /biz/ to sniff out bad bets with incredible efficiency. Even the few xrp shills actually here since 2018 holding $3+ bags look like newfags and retards. Your returns are a dead giveaway. And even if you do manage to pump, the momentum will die off if it ever does get to half of its previous ATH.

You will never fit in here. You pump out another general and fill it with dream diary posts and twitter screencaps and tell yourself it's going to be okay, but you look over the old EOS "landmark case" you only just heard about and feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll steal a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you in a cardboard coffin with a headstone marked with your negative net worth, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a poorfag is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a red balance in a small savings account that they harass your parents to pay for because you have nothing in your estate.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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>shilling rubic in an XRP thread