/biz/ - Business & Finance

quantitative eating

The ride was fun while it lasted. Hope you took profits lads.

>>56291225
>Post niggers
ok

I made so much shorting this ponzi from $8.
Is it really THAT easy?

I am a gay muslim man and I hold Chainlink. But I have to say the thought of a pregnant Sergey Nazarov fathering my children turns me on inshallah.

>>55289347
>>55289351
>>55289366
Who is right?

Once upon a time with the vast community of 4chan, a group of individuals emerged, calling themselves the Bulgarian FUDDERS. Driven by skepticism and a desire to protect fellow investors, they sought to warn the 4chan community about the potential dangers of investing in a cryptocurrency project called Chainlink. With fervor and conviction, the Bulgarian FUDDERS meticulously examined Chainlink's whitepaper, scrutinized its partnerships, and analyzed its real-world applications. Their warnings echoed through the virtual corridors of the forum, catching the attention of eager investors who were considering allocating their hard-earned money into LINK. They argued that Chainlink's promises were hollow, and its token had no real-world use. They believed that the project was an elaborate Ponzi scheme, designed to enrich its creators at the expense of unsuspecting investors. They highlighted the lack of adoption by banks and financial institutions, questioning the necessity of the LINK token in the grand scheme of things.

As their warnings spread, a sense of doubt and uncertainty washed over the 4chan community. Some investors became hesitant, questioning their initial enthusiasm for Chainlink. They pondered the validity of the project and wondered if the FUDDERS had uncovered something substantial. To the astonishment of everyone the FUDDERS uncovered evidence that supported their initial claims. The true utility of the LINK token was questioned. As the revelations unfolded, the once-skeptical investors on 4chan started to realize that the FUDDERS were right all along. Chainlink's lofty promises began to crumble under the weight of scrutiny, and doubts turned into convictions. The 4chan community came together, grateful for the FUDDERS' vigilance and dedication. The warnings had saved them from potential financial harm. It served as a powerful reminder that skepticism and critical thinking are crucial in the world of investments,

>>55205505
I'm sure Link marines will all become billionaires and Sergey will be the richest man on the planet more than the Rotschilds, Gates, Buffett and Bezos combined.

It makes so much sense...I believe it will happen in just two more weeks

The token is needed to make Sanjay rich

>>55204235
But you can't sell, imagine giving up the sovereignity of your crypto for to a third party (for 4% APR lol) while the same foundation dumps on you.

Staking was truly a midwit test

>>55197200
the only person who needs the token is Sergey who owns 35% of the total supply

>>55193149
kek Sergnigger is probably dumping his fat stack again. It's dumping x2 as Ethereum

>>55173449
isn't /biz/ a Link board? You Linkies have been saying this for the past 6 years, I'm sure you can counter this "FUD" with your high IQ

>>55129014
Linkies still believe their shitcoin is more important than ETH lol

Ethereum went from $1 to $4800 in less than five years meanwhile Chainlink is still trading at single digits after more than half a decade

>>55039405
>GOODMORNING SIRS PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO FUDDERS AND BUY THE LINK TOKENS THE VISHNU ORACLE IS VERY NEEDED

>>54961041
he sounds like a complete idiot

>>54932999
>he trusted a fat Russian conman who printed a token out of thin air and gave himself 50% of the supply
anon I...

>>54846611
ChainlinkLabs unironically flooded /biz/ with pajeets to shill their premined shitcoin back in 2018.

Thus a generation of bagholders was born

>>54846083
>SIRS PLEASE DON'T REDEEM THE LINK TOKENS THE VISHNU ORACLE IS VERY NEEDED

be me, Sergey Nazarov

just finished a long day of meetings

feeling hungry, decide to stop at McDonald's for a quick bite

get in line behind a group of rowdy teenagers

they're talking about some new meme coin

my ears perk up

can't help but interject

"Excuse me, but have you considered the value of decentralized oracles in the world of cryptocurrencies?"

the teenagers stare at me blankly

realize I may have gone too deep too quickly

take a step back, collect myself

"Sorry, sometimes I get carried away. What I meant to say is that Chainlink's decentralized oracle network can provide more reliable and secure data feeds for smart contracts in the crypto space."

the teenagers still look confused, but one of them speaks up

"Dude, we just wanted some fries."

I chuckle to myself, feeling a bit embarrassed

order my food and step aside

as I wait for my meal, I can't help but reflect on the different worlds I inhabit

the world of cutting-edge blockchain technology, and the world of fast food and teenage memes

but in the end, they're both part of the same larger ecosystem

a world of innovation, of creativity, of people trying to make their mark on the world in their own way

and that's why I love what I do

because whether I'm building a decentralized oracle network or ordering fries at McDonald's, I'm part of something bigger than myself

a world of endless possibilities, where anything is possible if you're willing to work for it.

>>54817206
Sergey Nazarov is basically an Indian Bernie Madoff

>>54782363
SN = Scamming Nigger

Sergey is the only person who ACTUALLY got rich off Chainlink by dumping on retail investors. Meanwhile cuck OGs are still holding their heavy 50k bags after more than 6 years

>>54782649
>GOODMORNING MARINES SIRS DON'T REDEEM THE TOKENS THE VISHNU ORACLE IS VERY NEEDED

>>54781600
2 more weeks my cuckold bros
this time our token will really pump!