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I saw Howard Krieger at Wells Fargo the last Friday.
I told him how great it was to meet him in person, but he just stared at me blankly and went back to vigorously mopping the floor.
"Must... provide... liquidity..." I think I heard him mumble.
Then a manager came passing by, tripped and almost fell on the wet floor.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, KRIEGER?!" - he shouted as Howard shrank into a cowering ball. "The floor is fucking flooded!"
"Sir, it was illiquid sir..." - he started, but the manager gave him a powerful kick in the butt and send him flying head first into men's restroom.
I heard he got fired afterwards and was last seen trying to sell some nazi paraphernalia on Times Square.

I saw Howard Krieger at Wells Fargo the last Friday.
I told him how great it was to meet him in person, but he just stared at me blankly and went back to vigorously mopping the floor.
"Must... provide... liquidity..." I think I heard him mumble.
Then a manager came passing by, tripped and almost fell on the wet floor.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, KRIEGER?!" - he shouted as Howard shrinked into a cowering ball. "The floor is fucking flooded!"
"Sir, it was illiquid sir..." - he started, but the manager gave him a powerful kick in the butt and send him flying head first into men's restroom.
I heard he got fired afterwards and was last seen trying to sell some nazi paraphernalia on Times Square.