/biz/ - Business & Finance

Owning a house according to /biz/:
>property taxes cost $800/mo
>everything in your house will constantly break, these expenses will add up to about $10k/mo
>you can never, EVER, sell your house and relocate. You will be stuck in a small town flyover hick state for all of eternity and this is bad because there isn't a tacoslop truck on every corner/craft beer breweries/barcades
>every house worth buying is over $2MM
Renting according to /biz/
>property taxes? Those are for the landlord to worry about. They are definitely not rolled into the ever increasing rent prices.
>Any time a door is slightly crooked I call up my bitch ass landlord and he immediately sends out a team of dedicated handymen to make my rented apartment look immaculate and fix every minor issue. I definitely don't have to wait months for some slumlord to fix even the most basic problem because they jump at my commands.
>HUSTLE. AND. BUSTLE.

>>57632681
>Cheers to everyone who didn’t fall for the superstonk honeypot.

>>56939976
>"1000 is the minimum WAGMI stack"
>gmefloor.com
holy fucking shill moment
kill yourself shill
it's getting shilly in here
shills need to fucking GO
nobody listen to this paid shill
fuck shills

>>56870625
you won't do shit faggot

>>56203758
>first thought when seeing another man's hand is to make a handjob joke

>>55900714
>People here at least take it easy, it's just a gamble they've made that isn't paying out.

>>55526544
>post moass

>>55388675
>hasn't hexed cohen yet after 3 fucking years

>>55130363
>(I know you’re being ironic)
???

>mister susberg

>once it hits 50 cents we're going to explode

>>54590468
>the stock will easily 10-100x
GME will easily hit a million dollars per share as well when all naked shorts close
just give it two more weeks

>>54576715

>>54292489
>continues responding to baggies
>"look he's not responding!!"

>>52991318
shill me a good one

>>52818733
>months
are baggies seriously naked shorting Chadshill lore right now

>Just wanted to get this sub's thoughts.

>>51710624
>Sam the Chad
>literally cucked and dumped by gf
>Chad
heh

>>51491365
>christ is king
>believing king k
pick one (1)

>>51438825
>he cares so little about his investment that he patrols the GME thread on biz to ensure that i am made aware of his absolute lack of caring
im gonna keep calling you a faggot and watch you rage-post while i kek at your bags

faggot

>>51206000
where’s that mario day
where’s that march 19th pixelfaggot DD
where’s that april 16th DFV double down
where’s that over voted share count
where’s that negative beta
where’s that DTTC rule changes
where’s that quad witching day
where's that bastille day
where’s that 741
where’s that evergrande collapse
where's that stock split pump
where's that dividend pump
where's that wu-tang album
where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
where’s that forward guidance
where's that DOJ investigation
where's that RICO investigation
where's that jpeg marketplace pump
where’s that blockchain stock market
where’s that NFT dividend
where's that DRS owned float
where’s that ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
where's that opex cycle
where’s that post-crypto crash pump
where’s that post-market crash pump
where’s that july 4th
where’s that 101 days of 100% utilization
where’s that GMErica
where’s that DTCC split shares fraud
where’s that t+nigger for the splividend
where’s that buy buy baggot announcement
where’s that t+nigger for BBBY fagSHO
where's that new ATH
where's that hedgie ledging
where's that MOASS

>>50823194
>baggies buy every bottom and sell every top

>>50822650
>still talking about me after all this time
how many baggies were lost to DOTR
it's chadshill btw
and i handmog you to oblivion

>>50760392
>39.96
>sub-160 pre-split price
>post-splividend