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Here post rejection to laugh at you smug faggots. I can imagine the shit eating grins turn back into frowns as the realization slowly dawns on you that this pump has been tamed and you are going back into the cage :)

The Silk Road dump will be glorious.

You dumb retards. The current state of quantum computers is beyond what most people anticipated at this point in time. You do realize what this means for crypto right? It means that once we reach the next inflection point (sometime in the next year), all of your wallets can be cracked with minutes and your funds stolen. There was a recent study out of Harvard and it's estimated that almost 90% of cryptocurrencies are NOT quantum resistant.

Enjoy having all of your funds stolen, you dumb fucking chuds. Most of you probably take massive cocks in the ass every night.

Yesss yess, It is truly OVER.

Little known FACT, Teagan has been siphoning the treasury to fund her Forbes 30 under 30 ventures and will soon market dump us to ZERO.

Prepare for dumb.

>>56806784
*/biz/ bears

Experts are predicting 2024 will be when the actual recession hits and it is going to hit hard. This recent rally has been a massive bulltrap, probably one of the biggest bull traps in history. If I were you I'd sell and lay low until this blows over in 3-5 years. Some experts are even alleging that what we see in 2024 will actually be a "depression". I'm not even kidding here. 2024 will make 2008 look like a walk in the park.

This is the only warning I will give. Sell it all today or face the consequences which will be a crypto portfolio that evaporates before your very eyes over the first few months of 2024. And yes, you're free to use this message and spread on CT.

>CZ steps down and is charged, this is only the beginning of the end for Binance
>Gensler going to deny Bitcoin ETF for the next 10 years until all stake holders are fatigued and they give up
>wars Ukraine/Russia and Palestine/Israel wars escalating beyond anything we've ever expected
>incoming cyber attack on Burgerland grid
>interdimenisional war between Greys and Nordic Blonde aliens escalating and is nearing a point where it will be felt through vibrational waves in our current dimension which will lead to further cultural demoralization
>Trump is said to be going to prison for 10 years, talk of Obama coming back and becoming a permanent dictator with Larry Fink as his VP
>women are said to have finally surpassed men across all metrics with the situation only getting worse
>jannies to crack down on the use of the N word on these boards soon

It's over, sell it all. Today.

>CZ steps down and is charged, this is only the beginning of the end for Binance
>Gensler going to deny Bitcoin ETF for the next 10 years until all stake holders are fatigued and they give up
>wars Ukraine/Russia and Palestine/Israel wars escalating beyond anything we've ever expected
>incoming cyber attack on Burgerland grid
>interdimenisional war between Greys and Nordic Blonde aliens escalating and is nearing a point where it will be felt through vibrational waves in our current dimension which will lead to further cultural demoralization
>Trump is said to be going to prison for 10 years, talk of Obama coming back and becoming a permanent dictator with Larry Fink as his VP
>women are said to have finally surpassed men across all metrics with the situation only getting worse
>jannies to crack down on the use of the N word on these boards soon

It's over, sell it all. Today.

LINK is crashing again.

Get here LINKchuds, your portfolio is about to tank again.

You can sell your LINK now, or you can sell on Sunday at a much lower price. The choice is yours really.

The LINK pull back to $9 will be glorious.

I'm cool as a cucumber, Mumu.

If it's starting to feel like LINK is running out of steam, that's because it is.

Please note that LINK is crashing.

>>55774623
PLANE GOES DOWN MIDAIR

TOTAL MARKET DEATH

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

Kek baggies

BEARS WON
BEARS WON
BEARS WON

>>55297041
Gonna have so much ammo to short ai mania into the dirt

AIbros?

Nothingburger