/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15703799
>plan


You don't know me well do you?

>31
>just walked out of my downtown highrise office
>unironically got on a bird scooter and rode over to the 711
>grabbed a fresh pack of mango juul pods and a kiwi redbull
>disgusting homeless lady in front of me smelled like sweaty pussy and ass
>rode back to the office
>*puuuuufffff*
>*siiiiipppppp*
>time to snapchat memes and nudes to my girlfriends

>be 29 year old boomer
>wake up at 6:30
>make breakfast and coffee
>wake my girlfriend up
>after we eat breakfast, we lay in the hammock in the backyard
>9:30, I mow the lawn while drinking a beer
>11:30, girlfriend drives us to church
>come home at 1:30
>eat lunch and watch TV/relax
>eat dinner at 6:00
>back to watching TV, she's reading a book
Being a boomer is fun