/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be 24
>finish accounting degree last year
>create a github with some "hello world"-tier projects
>cant code for shit and just use chatgpt to write the code for me
>apply to a couple wfh software developer positions
>1st position at an e-commerce platform that pays $75k+$5k bonus and don't have to attend any meetings at all just reply to Jira tasks and once in a while talk with my supervisor per teams
>2nd position at a luxury online shop earning $88k+$12k bonus +10% discount on all items but have to attend a weekly 2 hour meeting per teams with the entire product unit where I have to report what I did the current week and what tasks I am currently working on
>3rd position at a tax consulting agency earning $65k+$4k bonus with a monthly meeting at the offices of the tax agency where I have to report what I did the current month
>mfw I am earning almost $250k/year almost never leaving my apartment

How long until I get caught?? Most of the time I get simple af tasks where I have to code python/VBA scripts that just sort customers by revenue or filter data in an excel sheet. I basically just type the task requirements in chatgpt and it gives me the code and I just copy/paste it and change the variables. It literally takes me less than 1 hour to complete all the weekly tasks for all 3 jobs and rest of the time I play elden ring on my steam deck and have my 3 laptops open so I appear online on MS teams and in case I get a call from a supervisor

>>53532132
any anons notice that Sam Gringottsman-Fried has (((goblin))) relatives and he's been donating his galleons to ministry of magic officials?

>>24223818
It literally depends on what you're trying to do. Are you in it for the long haul, you want dividends or short term gains? Are you looking to diversify, are you afraid of risk? What's your tolerance? Or do you just want meme stocks? Do you understand ETFs or are you solely for individual stocks? Do you have any reservations against certain companies or countries? The list goes on and on. You haven't given us enough information to really gauge what you want.

>>8664510