/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bearish euphoria

Going to the casino on Saturday and am wondering what I should invest in. I heard that red on the Roulette table is due for big winners, thoughts?

Panic sold. I'm gonna be able to buy back cheaper, right?

Alright I'm counting on you /biz/... I just sold almost everything. I will rebuy once your drop happens. How long will it take?

All you have to do is start with $5k and do x2 8 times. At times it might be only 50% but other times it could be 500% or more. All you need is patience and bit of courage. It took me 6 years to make it but here I am. Stop being greedy and impatient, that’s literally all you need to do.

>ai taking over blue collar jobs in the near future
https://tech.co/news/ai-replace-miilions-roles
>basic full time jobs isn't enough to net people a comfortable living space
https://america.cgtn.com/2024/01/26/how-affordable-is-the-u-s-housing-market
>porn industry skyrocketing due to onlyfans and fetish content
https://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-make-money-on-onlyfans-according-to-creators-2022-2
>getting a good job basically requires you to be invested in adult content or the future of AI
https://www.forbes.com/sites/bernardmarr/2024/01/23/12-new-jobs-for-the-generative-ai-era/

What the fuck do I do, /biz/? It's either porn, AI, or crypto. And I'm not a chick.

How do I become one with the Jews (the successful ones) as a goy? I want to be a well-connected successful individual.

Fake magical internet money invented by a neckbeard over a decade ago (and there is still no use case)

>tards are still calling for a coming recession
>recession was last year before they changed the definition

>>56138101
$5000 per month would eat the poor quite instantly. is this guy regarded?

>I am seen as a pathetic manchild because women are naturally repulsed by my ugliness and I will never have a girlfriend or ever be on a date.

How is this fair?

>>56063271
vatican and freemasons are the oldest ones, problem is they have a homo only allowed in their groups and will make you do literally gay shit to join , there is a reason they only let men become priests in their catholic mafia.

i bet everything on bitcoin, if it doesn't at least 10x from here i'm going to living in my childhood bedroom at 40

>>56002279
my collection of rare pepe's is doing fine (no, you can't see them)
every other nft is fake

>woke up at 8.15 am after 7 hours of sleep
>had a shit
>browsed internet on phone until 9 am
>turned on work laptop
>browsed phone while sitting in many status update meetings
>had a lunch break of over 1 hour
>drove to supermarket to buy chocolate and sushi, then drove to buy coffee from Starbucks
>listened to music and imagined I was driving an expensive car through America on a roadtrip as a rich NEET
>had lunch
>sat in another meeting
>did some actual work
>ate chocolate and popcorn just now while watching tennis

I did some actual work during yesterday afternoon and felt the urge to buy junk food (and did so). I drove around yesterday after work aimlessly, bought some niche sweets from a poundshop, then went to a slightly run down mini shopping centre with a supermarket and multiple shops, to buy more junk. I went to that place after swimming lessons on weekends many years ago.

I think if a meeting tomorrow morning goes well, I could be in for a very comfy next few weeks, as things at work are progressing in a nice way.

I went on a walk last Friday on a hot and sunny evening that was very nostalgia inducing and kino. It's a shame the weather is so bad this summer.

>>55463016
i would like the market to dump today and tomorrow

>woken up by alarm at 8:55 am
>start work at 9 am
>have been in pointless meetings all morning
>so exasperated and bored with job
>struggling to maintain focus

I'm so bored with my job. I have to mentally prepare myself to have a bullshitting attitude to create my pointless powerpoint slides and shit.

I binged on junk food yesterday and felt disgusting afterwards. My new diet is to eat healthily on weekdays. Hopefully I can stick to it.

The team I work in doesn't organise anything well but it's not my job to fix this.

You should not move out of your parents' house until you have at least $250,000 liquid.

>woken up by alarm at 8:55 am
>turn on laptop
>sit in a few pointless meetings
>meetings finished at 10:30
>no work for rest of week, no meetings for rest of today
>read a book
>do some chores
>just had lunch
>plan to watch tv shows

I binged on sugary junk food last night and I'm hoping I can finally limit junk food to weekends.

My job is so pointless. I sometimes start to feel guilty but then I realise how disgusting the corporate world is, how normies fit in instantly everywhere, and I stop feeling guilty. Sometimes I laugh out loud at being paid for nothing. Do my coworkers know I do nothing?

I think summer officially began yesterday because I saw multiple Staceys outside. How demoralising.

I really enjoyed listening to the latest Balaji Srinivasan podcast appearance. His doomerism is entertaining.

>woken up by alarm at 8:55 am
>start work
>have a shower
>sit in a meeting
>do some work
>now having lunch
>plan to watch tv shows for a few hours in the middle of the day, do a little bit of work and have a short call, then spend the final hour of the workday doing something fun

I'm really not impressed by the work the team I'm in is producing but they don't want to agree to changes so I guess I'll relax.

I went for a walk for a few hours in the sun yesterday. Due to my circumstances, I'm finding summer to be more kino than last year.

I barely come in to contact with my manager in my current job, which is kino.

>woke up at 8:55 am
>turned on work laptop
>sat in a half hour meeting
>did a few really minor tasks
>have very little work left for the rest of this week
>plan to spend a few hours today watching tv shows

I can't believe I'm being paid for this.

I'm glad that summer is coming.

I genuinely do not see the appeal of a single man buying a house.
Renting in an upscale area is responsibility free and relaxing

>>54786007
Ok, here's some real advice
Rent whatever house you're planning on buying for a month, then you'll see rather you really want to drop that kind of money on it

Ok, so it's obvious AI is gonna be the next big thing, and only midwits and tech-illiterates disagree. AI will blow up this year and next year, not like smartwatches or self-driving cars, but like computers and smartphones. What are some AI-focused companies I can invest in that will give me be big returns in the next few years? I don't wanna miss the train.