/biz/ - Business & Finance

Here you go OP, I'll hand you a million dollar idea on a silver platter:

Fake Crypto tm/ Sex Coin / Crypto Bang

Aaaaand scene:

>Enter a woman
W: "Oiii bruv, oi've got monnei frem mi aunt's inheritance wef me an eim looken fer som investment tips please and fank ye."
M: "Why yes love, I happen to know an excellent investment opportunity, that is bound to "moon", as they say.
W: "OOOOOHHH Loveley! Wos et caald then?"
M: "FUCK COIN, a crypto currency it is."
W: "OOOooo tha souns a bet naughty don et? You's a filfy wankah ain't ye"
M: "Come now luv, is jus the naim o da company"
W: ".... Well alright, but yer sure thes isn't a scam is it?"
M: "No babe."
W: "Roight I'll buy all I can please"
M: "Excellent"

[2 months later]

W: "OI! Is you innit??"
M: "Who me?"
W: "Yee you, who told me abou tha crypto coin currency or whaeva?"
M: "Not sure what you're on about luv"
W: "I know is you! I'VE LOST 90 PERCENT OF ME MONEY! YOU BASTARD, I WANT OUT "
M: "You want out? Love, that's not possible right now."
W: "ARE YOU JOKIN? NOT POSSIBLE?"
M: "Weell, maybe, but?"
W: "Wot? What you mean?"
M: "I could buy your coin if you wanted, but I'd need something in return..."
W: "Oh.. something eh? *giggle* naughty bugger"
M: "Hehe"

[Insert banging scene]
W: OOOOH THAS IT m8
M:AAAHHH
WM: YEEAAAhhh ohhh

M: "Right okay send me yer coin now alright.."
W: "Ok, I sen'em to ya."
*Guy steps into his car*
*Girl looks at phone*
W: "WAI A MINUTE!!!! THERE'S A GREEN BAHR! THA COIN'S MOONING RIGHT NOW! YE FOOKEN BASTARD!!!!!!"
M: "HAHAHAHAHA SEE YA LATER LUV!!!!!!!!!"
*guy speeds off in his lamborghini