/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15641319
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? I heard you're a corporal bitch paypig, better get to seargent master of licking asshole."

"Yes Master! I am sir, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again."

He pauses, inhales and lets out another turd. The sloppiest of them all.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "Another 700k!"

"Who's my paypig", he questions.

"Me sir! A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice. I'm a partially disabled, mentally understimulated individual that needs his thoughts and actions influenced by groupthink."

"That's right dipshit." He grunts again and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google. We'll never have competitors and I can do quaaludes on my yachet soon. Arghhhh! Just call anyone that calls out my sca- I mean chainlink a discord tranny, that'll shut them up!"

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. There's no way anyone could possibly hate our thinly concealed scheme."

"Sibos is going to be a yuuuge event, just like web3 and truffle or whatever other faggy talk I have prepared later. You'll see. They keep expecting, but they can expect this, rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master! I am just a dipshit NEET that thinks he discovered something amazing."

>>15622913
Do you hear that fellow freedom fighters?

It's the linkers quaking in their boots. I see the freedom we can enjoy. A board free of linkers.

The tyranny imposed by sirgay and his cult will not go on. Boomer threads. Job threads. Gold/silver/oil threads.

General advice. Stock market. Real estate. Other forms of business and advice will go on.

WE will rid this board of these parasites and paid indian posters of the chainlink team.

And we will see this board cleansed and sirgay arrested.

Never surrender. Keep fighting the good fight.

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>>15587585

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>>13978457

>>13771290

>fantom

>>13205848

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>>13163944
lmao what is the point of this coin?

>>13126236

>>12710803

Beep

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>>12047034

thank you for keeping the thread alive anon

>mfw nmr

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