/biz/ - Business & Finance

(SERGEY? AWWW MANNNN)
So we back at binance
Got those ducks lining up from side to side (side, side to side)
Looks like I'm going long
Gonna swing some linkies tonight, night, night
Linkies tonight
Heads up, green dildo coming Bobo better pack up
Hopium fills my body
Shit WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??
I think I remember this price, price, price
Price-price-price

'Cause baby tonight, the Bobos getting liquidated again (liquidated again)
Yeah baby tonight! CZ has got us pumping our bags again (bags again-gain)
So buy, buy, like it's the last, last time in your life, life
LINK is this price
'Cause baby tonight, the bulls are prepped, ready to pump again (pump again)

Just when your longs are filled
Market sell off dumping right down down down
Down, down, down, down
That's a nice stack you have, shame I'm dumping tokens right now, now, now
Dumping right now
"GOOO UPP!" You scream at the charts, everything is fucked up
Close your longs, don't be greedy
Swear I've seen this before
I wanna commit suicide-cide-cide
Commit suicide

'Cause baby tonight, I bought LINK and now I'm getting Bogged again (Bogged again)
'Cause baby tonight! Sergey's at it dumping his stack again (stack again)
So long, long until it pumps, pumps until your funds are all in this coin
'Cause baby tonight, CZ is trying to steal all our LINK again (LINK again)

[Sergey starts rapping]
Fundamentally
Get those linkies, don't be stinky, and get all pinky
Smart Oracles, baby, decentralized yeah
That's how we roll
Whole derivatives market under our toes
Google, Amazon, McDs and Microsoft
Sergey Nazar0v- dump 700k on this thot
Fourth industrial revolution comin' at ya like a bit shot
Linkie on fire, psh, give me all you got
Peepee poopoo
Chainlink Singularity - that's what I'm gonna do
1000 End Of Year, normies, 0 proof
And this rocket's taking off without YOU
Chainlink!