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>>22495589
Keeping thread alive. Some golden info here.

I will never forget that look of malicious ecstasy. My League of Legends team had been slaughtered in the semi-finals for a Taiwanese regional tournament. Their jungler, known only as AMM4EVER, had provided such perfect ganks that the game was over in less than 15 minutes. He was a terrible sport, making rude gestures and calling us names I didn't understand. What an overeducated snob. As the final was about to begin, a fat man in a sweaty blue and white flannel stepped abruptly onto the stage whispering something in the coaches ear. Presently, the bewildered casters announced that the jungler had been disqualified for using a sophisticated AI on a discrete thumb drive. Without shame, the cretin pushed the fat man out of the way and proceeded to flip off the crowd and yell some Chinese profanities before being roughly carried out side, laughing maniacally. It was not until this past week that I learned that this cunning laggard had become the CEO of Flowchain and was pushing a new defi scam called DEXG. Do not fall for his tricks! He is a slippery and disgusting man with no respect for things that should be held sacred. I will never forgive you Jollen Chen!