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Looks like this guy is very Fresco
>>13366809

This video describes how Fresco I am
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc20FO6gheQ

I shall start

>the greatest high of my working life was when a co-worker similar to my age in her 20's and a corporate bootlicker admitted to living with constant chronic pain due to some illness

>>10691844
>inb4 all the faggots bagging about "muh six figures" and their biomedical software sales job arrive

>>10664834
I feel you man. It doesn't matter if you take CS, finance, law or whatever. You will always end up working at some gay ass corportate job with a bunch of nu-males or tryhard monkeys LARPing as Patrick Bateman. You'll brag about your six figures, from which the state takes almost 50% and you use the rest to buy stupid shit you don't want or need. You talk about going running and your new patagonia jacket with your co-workers. You lease a new Mercedes you end up complaining about all day. At work you have to engage in retarded office politics and the company basically expects you to put workplace above everything else. Sports? They have a badminton court! Your kids? Just put them into the company daycare! Housing? We get great 1 room apartments for you! Afterwork activity? Get hammered on sugary cocktails after work at the bar!
That's how you spend your 20s. Sitting infront of a PC all day, doing stupid shit you wouldn't do if it didn't pay "muh 100k".

Honestly the only (realistic) way to escape or win at this retarded rat race we live in today is to become self employed or through investments. Yeah, you'll work the same hours or even more but at least it's your own thing and you don't have to spend 20 years wearing a mask and going up other peoples asses. Doesn't even have to be some gay tec shit, just do whatever you want.
Obviously there are other way like becoming some kind of professional athlete, actor or winning the lottery but those are almost unattainable.

>B-But I'm happy at my corporate job!
One question: Imagine we live in some sort of star trec society where everything like rent and food is taken care of would you really choose sitting at a desk all day, in some suit you don't want to wear and working on some meaningless numbers someone put on your desk? 90% of people would rather engage in something with humans, animals or some creative endeavor (artistically or handcraft).

>>10664849
>cs is the gold standard for majors
pic related

>tfw trying to stop drinking coffee

Job interview tomorrow. I can't wait!

Fuck yeah i'm going to apply for a new job!
will print over 50 copies of my resume, then walk up to different offices and firmly handshake the HR and hand them the paper.
Wish me luck brobots!
Any tips and tricks?

>>10117466
>tfw same "lifestyle" but without money
I've been schizoid from birth anyways

What do you think about people with middle management jobs? (law clerks, medical assistants, data entry etc.)