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>> No.56824226 [View]
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56824226

SKKKKKKKKRRR CHHHHHHHHHHH
>scuttling sound from drainpipe
BLUGHHHHHHHHHHH
>rolls through the window
YER CAN NEVER AVE A LICKA DESE FLAPPYS BOYSIES
>exposes hairy beaver
GHUUUGGHHHHHHHH SKRRRRRRRRRR
>burrows away

>> No.56797196 [View]
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56797196

BLUHH BLLUUUHH BLUHBLUH BLOOOOOOOOO JGLFBLLLLLLLLLL NHNKKKKK GHNKKKKKKKKKKKK WLLALALOOO
>scurries towards you
BUUUUUUHLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>flashes hairy beaver
PHFCGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLBBBLLLERRGGHHHHHHHHHFFFFPPPPPBLLLLPPHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM HYNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UHHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNLLOOOOOO BLOOOOOOOO
>malts vaginal fur
BLOOOOOOOOO WAAAHHHHHHH JGLFBLLLLLLLLLL NHNKKKKK GHNKKKKKKKKKKKK WLLALALOOO BOOOOOOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PHFCGGHHHHHHHHHHH
BLLLLLLLEGGGGGGEHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEHHHPPPPPFUUUUUUUU UGGGGG AGGGGHHHFFFFFF
>wipes pelvic snout
ULLLLLLLLLLUPPPPPPPPPPPP BLEGUGUGUGUGUGUGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEEGEGEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFUPFUPFUPFFFFFFUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPBUBUBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPFPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBLLLLFTTTT BLUHH BLLUUUHH BLUHBLUH BLOOOOOOOOO JGLFBLLLLLLLLLL NHNKKKKK GHNKKKKKKKKKKKK WLLALALOOO
BUUUUUUHLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOO PHFCGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>burrows away

>> No.56791652 [View]
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56791652

>>56791581
Why involve me in your rant?
Do you even know the things I could do to you, boy?

>> No.56778828 [View]
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56778828

"It's almost 12 o clock, slug" said a muffled voice.
The lid to the tank was removed and inside lay a dishevelled husk of a man only recognisable by his shaggy, black afro. Gagged and restrained the only indication of life came from his frantic eyes.
"Your swamp is looking a little bare" said the furry figure.
Above the "swamp" leaning over stood Caroline dressed in a fur suit and sporting a large, brown strap-on. She reached down and removed the gag on the withered jew with a look of excitement.
"Open wide slug, weasel has a big one today" she boomed as she squatted over a let loose a chunky, log into the poor slug's mouth.

>> No.56758050 [View]
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56758050

NYEAHHHHHH

>> No.56741003 [View]
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56741003

BLUHH BLLUUUHH BLUHBLUH BLOOOOOOOOO JGLFBLLLLLLLLLL NHNKKKKK GHNKKKKKKKKKKKK WLLALALOOO
>scurries towards you
BUUUUUUHLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>flashes hairy beaver
PHFCGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLBBBLLLERRGGHHHHHHHHHFFFFPPPPPBLLLLPPHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM HYNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UHHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNLLOOOOOO BLOOOOOOOO
>malts vaginal fur
BLOOOOOOOOO WAAAHHHHHHH JGLFBLLLLLLLLLL NHNKKKKK GHNKKKKKKKKKKKK WLLALALOOO BOOOOOOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PHFCGGHHHHHHHHHHH
BLLLLLLLEGGGGGGEHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEHHHPPPPPFUUUUUUUU UGGGGG AGGGGHHHFFFFFF
>wipes snout
ULLLLLLLLLLUPPPPPPPPPPPP BLEGUGUGUGUGUGUGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEEGEGEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFUPFUPFUPFFFFFFUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPBUBUBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPFPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBLLLLFTTTT BLUHH BLLUUUHH BLUHBLUH BLOOOOOOOOO JGLFBLLLLLLLLLL NHNKKKKK GHNKKKKKKKKKKKK WLLALALOOO
BUUUUUUHLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOO PHFCGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>burrows away

>> No.56729029 [View]
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56729029

BLUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHH PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>flashes hairy beaver
HIHIHIHIHI CAN NAE PIN DA SLIPPERY WEASEL BOYS
>burrows away

>> No.56727376 [View]
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56727376

NGHHHHHHH HEHEHEHEE GUHHHHHHHHHHHH BLUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLHGHGHGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>flashes hairy beaver
HIHIHIHIHI CAN NAE PIN ME MODS
>burrows away again

>> No.56726052 [View]
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56726052

NGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH BLUUUUHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>flashes hairy beaver
HIHIHIHIHI CAN NAE PIN ME BOYSIES
>burrows away

>> No.56557917 [View]
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56557917

Anyone in Canada want to start a plastic surgery and skincare clinic with me?

>> No.56543696 [View]
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56543696

NYGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHH BLLLHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>flashes hairy beaver
CAN NAE PIN ME BOYSIES HEHEHEHEHEHEE
>burrows away

>> No.56222491 [View]
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56222491

>HIHIHIHIHIHI NNNNNNGHHHHHHHYEEEEEE PLLFFHFHHHHFHHHHHHH SCHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEERXRXRXXXXX GLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRR CHICHICHICHICHI
*flashes hairy beaver*
>HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE CANN NAE PIN ME DOWN BOYYYYYS
*massages chestnuts seductively*
>PHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR KRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKR
*burrows away*

>> No.55624662 [View]
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55624662

Imagine pinning the weasel

>> No.55621459 [View]
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55621459

NHHHHHH HEHHHEHHHHHHHHHH GAHHHHHHHHHHHH SCHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GGGGGGGUHHHHHHHHHHH
>flashes hairy beaver
TOO SLOW HEHEEHE
GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLLLLLUHHHHHHHH
>burrows away

>> No.53896910 [View]
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53896910

NGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*wheeze*
HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHH SKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*sheds fur*
PHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR KRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR
*flashes hairy vagina*
AFFFFFRRFRRRRFRRRRRRRRFFFRRFRRRRRRRRRR WLLLLLLLLLL L LL L L L LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KKKKKKKKKK NEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEEE
*burrows away*

>> No.53866007 [View]
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53866007

NHHHHHHHHHHH SKKKKKSKKKKSKKKKKK GRRRRRRRRRRHHHHH
>*flashes hairy mousetrap*
GHHHHJHHHHHHH GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>*pushes out a long line of excrement*
YA BUNCHA FAGGSYS CAN'T PIN ME HEHEHEHEE
>*burrows away*

>> No.53851651 [View]
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53851651

NHHHHHH HEHHHEHHHHHHHHHH GAHHHHHHHHHHHH SCHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GGGGGGGUHHHHHHHHHHH
>*wheezes*
CANN NAE PIN ME MODS
>*sheds fur*
PHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR KRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKR
>*winks hairy vagina*
>*burrows away*

>> No.53851023 [View]
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53851023

NHHHHHH-GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCHHHKKKKKKKKKKKK GUGUGUGUGUUUUU PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NHAHAHA
>*flashes hairy vagina*
CAN NAY CATCH ME FAGGYSY
>*burrows away*

>> No.53181644 [View]
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53181644

i opened a cheeky long guys

>> No.53129226 [View]
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53129226

NGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*wheeze*
HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHH SKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*sheds fur*
PHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR KRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKRKR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RR
*flashes hairy vagina*
AFFFFFRRFRRRRFRRRRRRRRFFFRRFRRRRRRRRRR WLLLLLLLLLL L LL L L L LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KKKKKKKKKK NEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEEE
*burrows away*

>> No.53057673 [View]
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53057673

HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG GUHHHHHHHHHHHH NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*wheeze*
GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
*burrows*

>> No.52984696 [View]
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52984696

>> No.52392067 [View]
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52392067

Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.

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