/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57955658
TYFYS

>>57923001
untrue, i shit in your mailbox, on a daily basis.
and, no, you'll never catch me

I used AI to predict which shitcoins to buy

>>56791350
oooooohhhh.... someone's a fan of UBI

thanks for the (you)s

see you next time baggies, stay seething

>>54208991
feel pretty good

2 types of people, those who sold when SEC sued and those who bought more.

>tryna tell me something I don't listen
>I don't pay attention to these children

Let me tell you, gentlemen, that bathroom trip was absolutely sublime. They have those single-use hotel soaps there - everyone, please feel free to visit the facilities.

We should let our wagie friends arrive too - they're very busy after a long day of working on a Sunday. Wouldn't you say it would be utterly ill-mannered of us to cut them out of this, gentlemen?

After all, my announcement is precisely regarding them.

>buy Ethereum on Coinberry, which is another one of those centralized exchanges with "Know Your Cuckstomer" bullshit, they have my ID and KNOW that I bought 2,000 dollars worth of Ethereum
>send ALL of it to a long-time online friend's metamask wallet
>friend generates 1,000,000 in profit

I wouldn't have to pay taxes for his gains, right?
As long as the trade didn't happen on an address that *I* have associated my ID with, the moment it leaves me, I don't have anything to do with it, correct?

And my friend couldn't possibly be audited as long as he didn't post his Ethereum address anywhere that could confirm his identity, right?

"Him" and I are both Canadian.

>buy Ethereum on Coinberry, which is another one of those centralized exchanges with "Know Your Cuckstomer" bullshit, they have my ID and KNOW that I bought 2,000 dollars worth of Ethereum
>send ALL of it to a long-time online friend's metamask wallet
>friend generates 1,000,000 in profit

I wouldn't have to pay taxes for his gains, right?
As long as the trade didn't happen on an address that *I* have associated my ID with, the moment it leaves me, I don't have anything to do with it, correct?

And my friend couldn't possibly be audited as long as he didn't post his Ethereum address anywhere that could confirm his identity, right?

I am 19 and a virgin, I will never ever have sex

I just allocated 200k into numerous alt dips today. Knife catching has never been easier

I have never bought a single cryptocurrency.

>170K
>tfw $0 student loan debt because I was a National Merit Finalist

>>22873481
I'm christian so I can't endorse this but you are an absolute chad king I wish you well, best thread I have ever seen