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FUCK YOU FAGGOTS, I LEFT MY CATERPILLARS HERE EARLIER AND WHEN I CAME BACK THEY WERE DEAD. FUCK YOU, HOW HARD IS IT TO TAKE CARE OF CATERPILLARS

Stacker bro’s, if I may have your attention for a moment please
I recently developed a new theory for the future of the American economy. I like to call this “Caterpillar Thoery”. As you can clearly see, these two caterpillars are quite unhappy. The S&P caterpillar is worried because it knows that once the green stuff it eats goes digital (dollars), it will have no food and starve, marking the death of the S&P when it reaches 0. With the market worthless and no more green, people will be looking for an escape into a new currency: a yellow and silver metal backed one.
I am open to serious critiques on my theory, but I am very smart so odds are you’re wrong

>>24031431
Quit talking like a nerd, you’re upsetting my caterpillars >:(