/biz/ - Business & Finance

oh shit, here we go again kek

At least now we know how to handle it, and more isolated than ever so I personally wont give a fuck, also with beoble im just forced to take advantage of the market no matter it's state so im chill

>>56730019
If you own their stock, then you are part owner if the company. Just call up the COO or one of the other executives and tell them that you are one of the owners, and that you'll fire him if he doesn't tell you the earnings numbers right then and there, then leak then here.

Then profit. Simple as, r-right?

>>56649963
if it was that easy everyone would be doing it now wouldn't we

Well, the bond yield posts are almost like clockwork, and reminded me what time it must be already, so that means I need to go find something to make for dinner. Good luck to your positions see y'all (yoos guise in yankee talk) tomorrow

>>56365541
Thanks

>>56348747
You should put that in your resume, that you got paid to take a nasty shit. While you were doing that some poor bastard was saving away in a sweaty dust wharehouse lifting boxes for half that money

>>55961314
No offense, but doesn't that mean we should do the opposite? You know (((they))) always be pulling some shenanigans to trick us

>>55955422
Unironically going long on MXN peso vs USD at this point, have a look for yourself. It's over.
>Express elevator to hell, going down

I don't understand all this weird convoluted euro shit. Yes I should probably go to sleep now

>>55838742
Glowies only hire leftist authoritarian moderators, that filter for free speech tyrannicao selective enforcement tranny jannies. Tyrants always seem to gravitate to any positions of power and control over other people, even doing it for free

It's slow as fuck today

4 YEAR CYCLE

I am perilously close to liking the watamelons. All I need is RC banishing Seto Kenny to the shadowrealm with a black swan watamelon. I will also accept General Zod and the other kryptmelonians for obvious reasons.

>>53754430
You supposed to warm that shit up, it gets all clumpy if the can isn't super fresh, put some oregano or basil or rosemary and red pepper flakes so it's not all bland

>Pentagon tracking Chinese spy balloon over US?
That's kinda random

>>53497629
Thanks, it's working. Can you request again please sir?

So, crab til power/sour hour? Which one will it be today?

Let's spend the next hour staring at numbers.

What plays have you opened or closed today anons?

I can either choose to go to my first class of the semester tomorrow or skip and gamble in the stock market. What should I do bros?

>>53208083
Why?

>>53126094
I got 3 computers, but sometimes it's comfier phonefagging from the couch at night when I'm not trading

>>53102368
Well, whoever bought those calls will either be really happy or really sad come Tuesday. And whoever sold them will be the opposite. That's all I know

>>52843080
>>52843097
Thanks