/biz/ - Business & Finance

My future existence depends on $100 LINK, is it over for me?

>>58007641
It’s easy. Choose the most memeable one. Which is APU.

>>57679719
Tell me where I can see her naked, NOW

I am not a bright person (aka a retard) who won't learn from his mistakes, how do I make it?

we're crashing bros

>>55755450
I once remember a thread in 2021 at the height of the bull where an anon said he had a life threatening illness and that he had a kid on the way. He had a massive portfolio and was trying to grow it as fast as possible before passing away. Shit made me cry. It could have been a LARP, but it felt like it was real.

>waiting for my order at McDonalds
>see them preparing bags for takeout/doordash/uber eats
>start to read the tags on them of the contents
>2 apple pie
>1 fry
>1 black coffee and 1 fry
the delivery is more money than this shit. why do people spend $10 delivery plus tip for $2 for food?

Told you guys the gay sex pox was a meme. Like literally just don't have sex with other men, simple as

Nah. I'm not really making a large commitment to do more than DCA until July maybe even August. So long as rate hikes are in the books, I think this is a DANGEROUS time to be investing. While there is a lot more upside than downside risk to me, I am still not sure on any timeframe so I shall remain in cash.

I'm also getting fucked by Celsius, bancor, and scream right now so I'm pretty dead inside.

>>49881439
unironically the only real people are the pepe posters and wrestleposting

>>49760866
don't even try to bullshit us brother
HH

I'm loading the boat with GUSH. If we dip on Monday I'm gonna buy more but after the fed freaks out on Monday and Tuesday people are gonna get the message that oil is going to 145/barrel by the end of month.

>>28183815
Cheers!

>>27161477
>new car payments and casinos instead

Sadly my dad does this too. Kinda bums me out.

In that case, what's the worst possible outcome that could happen? Don't they have to pry the stock from our hands regardless of other paper hands in the market? Lets say they crash the market to $50, if 20% of us hold isn't that good enough since they need to recoup 140% of shares?