/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sour hour is going to be insane today, even this 1pm pump hour hasn’t gotten any steam and keeps getting smacked down

>>52824019
noooo

>>52685508
That's Mumina.

Now why does Mumu have udders though?

haha ok bobo jokes over…

>>51724408
We don’t need mumu to capitulate yet, the longer they hold the lower we go.

>>51718766
Trust the plan.
Bulls are in control.

lmao, what happened Mumu? Now DJIA and S&P are at 2+ year lows. Nasdaq needs to catch up tho.

>>51644669
Uh oh

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51081551
He's a BTC (Bull To Cow). The udders were surgically grafted on.

...within the hour, set your stop loss or get rekt

>>50203330
>>50203775
>>50204008
Hi newfags, it's time to leave /biz/ for a while, zoom out, and check the world news: Nobody is talking about crypto anymore, there's no volume, there are wars breaking out, the U.S. government is fucking the world economy and it's a Jewish Shmita year.
I'm sorry you guys live in such a bubble but no, crypto is not going back up for a while.
Maybe EOY.

HEY GUYS, look at mumu's little candle KEK.
Can't even pump up right the small thing

>>49787853
You must be new here. Mumu is a BTC (bull to cow) tranny. That's well known to us oldfags.

>>49782388
yeah I initialized my withdrawal yesterday. My hope is that I got in early enough before any kind of panic run happens
very shitty situation all around. my links been sitting there on my ledger since 2017 and I finally decide to do something and of course I deposit to bancor at the worst time possible. goddammit.

>>49713994
Here's your erotic story bro.

A gigantic red dildo is being violently forced into Mumu's little asshole. His ass is breaking apart. Blood is pouring down his legs. Little Mumu screams in pain like a pig, as he gets fucked fast by the red dildo so deep and so hard his internal organs are completely destroyed. While his insides are getting turned into a bloody unrecognizable mess by the gigantic red dildo, his udders are slowly cut off with a dull rusty knife and his horns broken off with hammers. As he's getting fucked by the red dildo Mumu is forced to swallow his udders piece by piece. While all this is happening bears are constantly pissing and shitting all over Mumu. The last thing Mumu sees and smells and tastes is bear shit and bear piss as it gets smeared all over his face and pushed into his eyes and down his throat. Pieces of his broken horns are pushed into his eyes. Everything goes dark for Mumu. He soon sees no more. He now only feels the seemingly endless pain and the nauseating smell of bear shit and bear piss, while he hears our laughter echoing through his skull. Then the laughter suddenly stops, and the very last thing Mumu hears as he fades out of consciousness is Mumina whispering into his ear... "You're pathetic."

>>49704877
>it will not happen
can't even spell properly, it's over mumubros

>>49672440
Why does Mumu have udders?

>>49665579
Looked in a mirror lately, Mumu?

Mumu is a Moomoo! Just look at those yuge flopping udders!

A gigantic red dildo is being violently forced into Mumu's little asshole. His ass is breaking apart. Blood is pouring down his legs. Little Mumu screams in pain like a pig, as he gets fucked fast by the red dildo so deep and so hard his internal organs are completely destroyed. While his insides are getting turned into a bloody unrecognizable mess by the gigantic red dildo, his udders are slowly cut off with a dull rusty knife and his horns broken off with hammers. As he's getting fucked by the red dildo Mumu is forced to swallow his udders piece by piece. While all this is happening bears are constantly pissing and shitting all over Mumu. The last thing Mumu sees and smells and tastes is bear shit and bear piss as it gets smeared all over his face and pushed into his eyes and down his throat. Pieces of his broken horns are pushed into his eyes. Everything goes dark for Mumu. He soon sees no more. He now only feels the seemingly endless pain and the nauseating smell of bear shit and bear piss, while he hears our laughter echoing through his skull. Then the laughter suddenly stops, and the very last thing Mumu hears as he fades out of consciousness is Mumina whispering into his ear... "You're pathetic."

>>49608443
s-sorry

>>49303332
>buying that obvious bull trap
kek