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you got egg-based vaxxes:
> lack of surge production capacity (it is impractical to develop a system that depends on hundreds of millions of 11-day-old specialized eggs on a standby basis)
you got cell-based vaxxes:
> can be applied to influenza vaccines as they are with most viral vaccines and thereby solve the problems associated with creating flu vaccines using chicken eggs
noting both but okay fuck eggs of all types. cell-based production is best for carbon-based lifeforms. reckon govts will know this already because i'm just shitposting on 4chan and i know this. i fucking hate how one of the shits i found is only listed on ASX. what the fuck is the exchange ratio of Mike Tyson signed photos to koalas please? i am far, far down the rabbit hole. the bird hole. bird up. willie gon win. gon get me a bucket of KFC. *a* bucket? hell no. fucking a million buckets! we doing it again my siggas, yes we are (~);)

EU: confirmed mass-vaxx of birds starting anywhere from March 12 to May

UK: exploring the idea, hesitant

US: exploring the idea, expected to pull the trigger

BR: no infections yet, watching

yall realize how many vaccines this may take and how many workers may be exposed? pray for the poultry, for the GAINS

>>53991357
you are forgiven my son, i get grumpy too:

>>53991369
BIRD FLU motherfucker can you not read?

>>53991433
>>53991460
AND WELL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN! forget about pox! i swear to L. Ron Hubbard we are going to eat off this virus. hear me now, stage 1:

THE WHEELS ARE ALREADY IN MOTION. WE WILL MASS-VAXX POULTRY. THAT REQUIRES VACCINES OFC. WORKERS MUST JAB EACH CLUCKER INDIVIDUALLY. THUS RISKING EXPOSURE AND REQUIRING PCR TESTING. UNDERSTAND?

> Later this month, European Union (EU) member states will be able to vaccinate poultry against highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI) under newly harmonized regulations.
Scheduled to come into effect on March 12, the new rules are in line with international standards developed by the World Organisation for Animal Health (WOAH; formerly OIE).

> The Biden administration, keeping a watchful eye on an outbreak of avian influenza that has led to the deaths of tens of millions of chickens and is driving up the cost of eggs — not to mention raising the frightening specter of a human pandemic — is contemplating a mass vaccination campaign for poultry, according to White House officials.

oh and prepare for more lab leak theories...... that is going to be fun! i wonder if skitzos will stop buying chickens when we vaccinate them?

> One of the mutations Kawaoka found in the hemagglutinin molecule may already be helping the virus adapt to humans. In Egypt, 219 H5N1 viruses taken from birds had the mutation, called N158D, while 87 H5N1 viruses isolated from birds did not. All 46 H5N1 viruses isolated from humans carried the mutation, suggesting that the genetic change is important for the virus to infect humans.

this thing only needs a handful of mutations and then it is time for stage 2 of the avian aids trade: human treatments/vaccines. stage 2 is bad hence the unprecedented shit about vaxxing poultry. how poetic will it be for the black swan to be avian aids? i declare my siggas: we are now birdfags!